Here it goes. The time is 10 pm and my friend calls me on my phone, He tells me to shower and get ready to go outside in 1 hour. I do so and the time is now 11 pm, He calls me and tells me to go outside the door and there is one van outside blasting music and honking for me. I go inside the van and there is 5 people, 2 of them in 30 age or so I think. The rest were my age (17).
They have a bong thats milk as fuck and they give it to me. I clear it and im coughing big time. I have never been so high in my life and im feeling it hardcore, The music is setting mood crazy. We drive and my friend tell me we are going to a party and have some fun.
The time is now 11:20 and we arrive at this house and there are like 40 people on the lawn dancing and drinking, I go inside with my friend and my friend says we have to find some girls so we see these two girls just standing by the wall drinking a dram or what the fuck you call it in english, its like a moonshine mixed with soda or some shit.
One was a blonde and smoking hot im talking defined body huge titties here is something close The other one is a brunette smoking hot, she looks really young tho. My friend gives me some whisky and im drinking from it My friend tells me we should go talk to these girls so we go there, we have to squeeze our self through the people to get there. My friend introduces me to the brunette and I hit it off really well. My friend picks the blonde obviously and hits it too well.
The time now is 12:40. So I ask the brunette if she wants to find another place, and she says yes. I tell my friend im leaving with this girl; we are way too drunk to drive so we order a cab, she says we can go to her place, so I tell cab we go to her place and I pay our fare. At this point you should watch this video describing how we do shit
She tells me her parents aren't home and won't come home till tomorrow, We go through the front door throwing our clothes off like animals in the heat and we go upstairs to her bedroom, and then the magic happens.
In the middle of fucking her we hear some footsteps getting closer and closer, I freak the fuck out flailing my arms like some retard, she tells me to hide in the closet, so instead of sneaking into the closet I fucking straight up leapt at the closet door breaking a hole in the door headfirst and now im stuck, like I was fucking running in leopard speed im not joking right now. The girl just hides under the carpet on the bed freaking out.
I'm now stuck in the closet unable to get out of it, trying my hardest to get out of it. As I said earlier we threw our clothes everywhere on our way to the bedroom, so im bare fucking naked stuck in the closet headfirst, and it looks like im bending over for some anal. Then I hear some knocks on the door in this deep fucking voice.
"You alright honey?"
And like the retard I am, I respond to it "Yeah im alright." I hear him in a fury slam down the fucking door really loudly and screaming in this deep blood gourgling voice "WHAT THE FUCK" now I freak the fuck out so I try my best to get the door off me, and then he fucking rips me out of the closet and the door will still not fucking get off my head, I look at this guy who ripped me out and he is the largest mother fucker i have seen all my life. Two meters tall (6.7" or what the fuck you use) and buffed as fuck.
Im scared as fuck and I don't know what to do so I run out of the house with a closet door stuck to my head bare fucking naked running down the street, I stop 500 meters from the house to catch my breath and as I turn around to look behind me I see him fucking sprinting after me like some giant usain bolt screaming "SHE WAS FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD MAN GET THE FUCK HERE" and holy shit I have never been so fucking scared my whole goddamn life, I have never ever run this fast before it was like I transcended to a whole different level of enitity and I fucking sprinted so fast i swear to god that if I were to ever survive this I will stop doing drugs and start training for the summer olympics in Brazil.
After about 5 minutes of sprinting my friend drives by in his van and at that moment my body just died from exhaustion and I collapsed, as the van door opens there is a billow of smoke coming out and in my grace I see my buddy (he looked majestic as fuck), and he helps me take off the door from my body and I don't know how he did it but that was some magic shit.
In the van there was 2 guys laughing their asses off and the driver just looking serious as fuck . I go inside the van and they hand me a bong and I milk it but I don't have the strength to clear it at all. They hand me two pills. they say its ritalin and mdma, so I take the pills and swallow it down with whisky. They drive me to my place so I can change into some clothes.
The time is now 3:20, half a hour since I took the pills and we are now just cruising in the van chilling and smoking the bongclock is now 4:20. My friend tell me we should go back to the party. Just as we pass the house we see cop cars in lawn with several people in handcuffs so we quickly drive by it. I tell the driver to drive me home. It's now 5:00 and I'm home right now logging into eve online all my info, cards, phone etc is in the house where I fucked that 14 year old girl so tomorrow i have to go confront the fucking dad and get my shit back. Reference to how i looked with the door on my head; http://imgur.com/Oi0OjpH
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