Hey guys, here's my first reddit post on a story back in 2013.
15/08/13 So the previous day, I was jacking off, like any other average 18 y/o teen would. Being the lazy fuck I am, I just closed my laptop lid and put it to sleep mode when the deed was done
The following day, my significant other came over, cos I suggested to her that we watch Harold and Kumar, which I downloaded a few days back.
As we got comfortable, I flipped my screen up. And my life flashed before my eyes, memories from my childhood as soon as I could remember, playing soccer in the fields of the gardens in my country, catching bugs, pretty much good memories, to my time in school and pretty much everything, up to my latest memory, me jacking off to Asian Rape porn with the title:"Real Japanese Rape Sex Video".
Mind you, my girlfriend was a pure as pure can be, and she was a fucking porn nazi. BUT IF YOU AINT SATISFYING MY NEEDS, SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT?
As the laptop screen lighted up the room, my ears were bleeding from my gf's responses by the end of the day.
Tifu.
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