Last night I had a couple good friends over for some drunken shenanigans, and a "drink off" with one of my more masculine and competitive buddies. About 8 hours later I wake up in a soaked mattress with one particularly pissed of roommate glaring at me. Apparently, at some point in my drunken slumber, I woke up, whipped out my clam hammer in front of god and everyone, and proceeded to piss all over my roommates mattress, wholeheartedly believing I was in the bathroom. I literally pissed on my roommates bed in front of my roommate. Luckily she's (yes its a she by the by) a more forgiving and soul than I, and I made it through the night unharmed. Needless to say, I wont be living this event down anytime soon.
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