TIFU by falling over during the pledge of alligence

My 7 year old niece was having a career day at her school, and for some reason wanted cool uncle too_much_science.

The class started very early in the morning (for me at least, I work at night) so I was very tired. There were a bunch of chairs in the back of the classroom for all of the guests, myself included. I just took her to school because I thought it would be less of a hassle, so I was there before most people. I thought I would take a little nap. So, I dozed it a chair as class started. I partially woke up, but not completely. It was during the announcements over the PA system. I says at the end: "Please stand for the pledge of allegiance" I have forgotten what it is by now, but stood out of respect. Which was my mistake. I didn't process that my leg had fallen asleep the way it was positioned during my nap. So as soon as I stand up, my leg collapse, I fall over, hit my head on a desk and pass out. I am writing this from the hospital with a concussion.

And the moral of the story is: Don't be a fucking idiot and stand up when your leg is completely asleep.

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