TIFU by masturbating with a shower curtain.

I'm not going to make a throwaway for this, so I'm using my porn account. AKA, don't go looking into my history.

Anyway.

This didn't happen today but in the wonderful times of early puberty. Being the horny teen I was I needed to get off.

But wait, just jacking it wasn't going to do the job. So I decided to warm up a bit. So I got on the family computer and pulled up some porn because I was home alone. I start rubbing it out and decide I want to try something new.

So I get in the shower and get down to it. At first I use some soap and get back to business, but I decided I didn't want to stop there. Oh no.

So I get the bright idea to wrap the shower curtain around my penis, and put my hand on the other side and masturbate with it. Didn't feel bad but didn't really feel good either. I got at it for about 3 minutes or so and stop because nothing was happening.

Get out the shower and get back to the computer. About 30 minutes later I start to feel...weird down there. I ignore it and keep playing Runescape. Then it REALLY starts to hurt.

I go to the bathroom and take a look. My penis was scratched THE FUCK UP. Cuts in all directions and angles, some of them are beading with blood a little bit. I was absolutely terrified. I take some toilet paper and stuff it down my pants in case it bleeds and lay in my bed the rest of the day in really bad pain hoping my parents don't ask why I'm in bed.

Puberty was fun.

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