This happened a couple of years ago. So me being dumb 18 Y/O self, talk to this girl on Badoo, we chatted for a couple of days, we start send nudes to eachother. This girl is 8/10. Body is rocking, perfect boobs. Eventually decide to meet up. We meet, and go out to eat and you know "dating" stuff. Eventually go to her apartment that she has to herself, due to parents and siblings being away. Perfect, now I can lay down the moves. The scenario is perfect and we proceed to fornicate. When I'm about to orgasm, she tells me to tell her so she can finish me with her mouth. Just as I'm about to cum, she just gags and vomit all over me.. I Freak out, and can't stand the smell and vomit back on her. I get out of the bed to turn the lights on. The bed, and I are covered in blood and vomit. I start to wonder where the blood is from when I realize that she had had her period mid sex. She runs off crying into the bathroom, and in a situation as fucked up as this I start laughing. She locks the bathroom door, and I stand naked, bloody and vomited on. She yells from the bathroom door that I'm a horrible person for laughing, I try to calm her down so she can open the door so I can take a shower with her to clean off. After about 10 minutes, she eventually let's me in after I say Sorry a million times. She is covered in vomit and blood running down her leg, I started laughing again as she looked like someone form a fcked up horror movie. She locks the door again and tells me to leave, I beg her to let me in so I can shower off. She tells me to wait. She then proceeds to take a shower, and lets me sit outside covered in vomit and blood. I shower quickly, get all my clothes, take one last glimpse into her room to see the mayhem and it looked like a weird murder-scene. She tells me to never call her again, to delete her number and to basically fck off. Never talked to her ever again, saw that she has a child recently. Which made me think back of this and laughed.
Summary: Met girl online, had sex, she threw up on me, I vomited back, laughed at the situation, and continued to laugh to make her even angrier (could not help it). hahah fml
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