Tuesday, 31 March 2015

TIFU by spewing vomit all over the inside of my dates truck.


I was on my third date with a guy I'm pretty fond of, we had fun together and went out to eat. I ordered some weird spicy pasta dish. I had trouble finishing it, and ny stomach ached for a while after. On the drive back, my stomach was doing flip flops but I didn't think I was going to throw up. Suddenly, a wild skunk smell appeared! It pushed me over the edge and before I had time to react and say something or open a window, the first gag happened. I choked it back down. It came back up and suddenly it was raining puke all over the cab of his truck, my hair, and every inch of my clothes. We had to sit the rest of 25 minute drive back breathing the horrible air. he noodles were still whole.


tl;Dr : I blew noodles all over the cab of my dates truck. They didn't taste better the second time.



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