TIFU by stealing my friend's girl he was trying to get with.

This is actually from today, so it stays true with this subreddit. So I'm still sleeping at like 10 and one of my closest friends calls me and says he's with this girl (lets call her B), went to middle school together and things have always been feisty, and they want me to hang with them so it'll be less awkward. It took some convincing but he has wingmanned with me in the past so I figured I'd help him out, so I tell them to come over to my house since my parents are out till 5ish. So they come over and he's being all flirty (one of the fuck ups is here since I already thought they hooked up), and I'm kinda being a douche to make sure she's only into him. So we decided to go to this scenic spot just to chill, and like I brought my camera since it's a beautiful socal day, and while snapping photos the girl seemed to like only wanna get pics with me. She's been flirty with me in the past and I thought my friend was already getting with her so I thought she was just messing with me.

Soon after we get some taco bell and he pays for B's food so I'm thinking "Yeah they're definitely hooking up, let me just get them in a good scenario." So we mob back to my house and they're sitting on the couch so I'm just like "Oh I have to pee" so they can get at it. This is where the fuck up comes up, he's been trying to get with her for a while and so I come back into my room and I sit down next to them and push my feet on B (weird technique but idc) so that she'd cuddle up with him, but he did not seem into it. My phone buzzes saying shes not into him, so me being ballsy was like let me try. I tell him to go say he has to pee so he does, and I proceed to put my arm around her and she like looks up at me, and I thought she was gonna reject me too but nope, started going at it. He walked in mid feel up and her hand down my pants and it was just silent, so he proceeded to go get a "fruit snack". Proceed to get with her more, she confesses her feelings to me and I had a little for her but thought she wanted my friend. When she left, my friend and I laughed about it saying she rejected him when he tried to move in for a kiss. Poor friend paid for her and received nada. And she's already planning dates for us. Felt like shit for doing that.

TLDR; Mr. Steal yo girl strikes again

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