TIFU by taking drunk texts seriously

So Im 18 and I work at a grocery store. I have a friend that works there. Shes a 22 year old girl, and for the sake of the story we will call her celery. So Celery and I kind of had a weird relationship. We both kinda openly flirt and make jokes with eachother (for example, I forget what i said to her, but she responded with "Bite me................. Oh wait, you would like that wouldnt you ;)") . Ive known her for 5 months now and shes been in a relationship for most of it. She is recently single and we hang out outside work occasionally. Well recently shes been pushing me alot to try a bunch of new things. Ive been single for a good bit so shes been trying to set me up with a bunch of randoms, and try to get me laid (virgin). I flirt with her alot more than I used to now that shes single, and she knows what im doing. I have no interest in dating her, It wouldnt work out. Just friends that have fun together.

So a few days ago we were having a discussion that stemmed from her trying to set me up with a co worker, and we started talking about us and said I was too young for anything to happen (shes looking for a fuck buddy as well as me, and I suggested why not me?)

2 nights ago we were talking and she was drunk, and we were talking about the same thing, and she said she wanted to have sex. I got all excited and we changed the plans we already had, and decided to just go to her apartment.

Now to clarify, I dont drink, so I dont really have to much experience with alcohol and what it does to your memory and decision making. I basically have always gone by what my friend told me a while ago which is "if someone says something while theyre drunk, theyre usually thinking it while theyre sober"

I messaged her the next day and after some casual discussion I asked "so are we still on for sunday?" and she had NOOO idea what i was talking about. I kindly reminded her and she said "thats not going to happen, youre too young"

Fuck.

TL;DR Friend I flirt with texted while she was drunk saying she wanted sex with me, Talked to me the next day and didnt mean any of it.

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