TIFU by vomiting on my ex bf's wiener while giving him a lovely blow job. This TIFU situation happened several months ago, considering this is my ex we are talking about.
Anyway, so I had decided to go out with my friends to the bar and have a few drinks. I didn't have much so that I would be able to drive. It gets around to be 11:30pm and my bf at the time was texting me and asking when I would be over his house. I then decide it would be a proper time to leave the bar and my friends to go see him.
I get there around midnight and walk across the bridge to his humble abode (and by abode I mean shack). He answers and we chat for a moment before he asks me if I would like to suck his dick. Now, I say of course because I never turn down sucking a dick for my bf.
So, let us fast forward about 10 minutes into this blow job. It's pitch black in his shack and we are up stairs in his bed. My dick game must be on point for the fact that I have him squirming and moaning quite a lot. He's grabbing my head and pushing me down, which usually meant he was about to cum. Now, I'm deep throating this thing quite a bit, but I'm forgetting to breathe in the process of all the head pushing. I begin to feel/hear him finish which is very pleasing to me.
Although, as the cum hit the back of my throat I immediately pulled up and projectile vomited on to his wiener. I quickly turn on the lights and apologize over and over. I clean him off and put his clothes in the wash. We went to sleep on the couch and never spoke of that moment again.
TLDR: I went out with my friends for a few drinks and went back to my ex bf's house at around midnight. He asked if I would suck his dick and like a lady I said yes. Dick game was on point, but my breathing was not. As soon as I felt the cum hit the back of my throat I pushed up and projectile vomited on to his wiener. This night was never to be spoken about again.
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