I'll begin with a little backstory. I used to chew tobacco habitually, so it became a habit for me to chew while I drop the kids off at the pool. Soon enough I realized that it was time for me to quit because of the habit that the chew was wreaking on my gums and teeth. Because I figured it was a healthier option, I began using an e-cigarette. With the use of this new gadget, I no longer needed to chew and poop, I could simply use my vape.
Now onto the story, which I'm sure you're beginning to piece together. I had never really tried to use the bathroom without some sort of nicotine because it never occurred to me that it may be a problem. During the middle of my second psych evaluation, the hasty juliobertos dinner I consumed the evening before had come back to bite me. I had a fire in my bowels like nothing I've ever experienced before. Obviously, i excused myself from the test to use the bathroom, making sure to get my vape from my backpack on the way out. I arrived at the restroom, dropped my pants, readied my vape, and proceeded to attempt to expel this demon from my rectal cavity. Right then, a realization struck me. I had neglected to charge my vape the night before, and after quickly testing the power, my worst fears were confirmed. The battery was dead, meaning I had no nicotine and was going to have to try to poop without it. This was much more difficult a task than I expected. I sat there for a few minutes doing my best to relieve myself, but to no avail. I was in so much pain at this point that I couldn't even bear the thought of returning to my test. With that, I retrieved my backpack, left my test where it was, and went home. Needless to say, I failed.
TL;DR: found out I literally cannot poop without some sort of nicotine and failed my psych exam as a result
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