So yesterday was my wifes 29th birthday. I wanted to do something special and remembered a good friend just purchased a 30ft sailboat. He just so happened to be sailing that day so we set up a fun time on the lake, as neither of us had ever been on a sailboat. Everything went well, except my wife freaked out at how much the boat tipped, we anchored in a nice cove, went fishing, had a few beers and some rum, talked like pirates for a bit and headed back to port after the sun set. I was helping my buddy tie the boat down and unload things when he tossed me his car keys and very specifically said do not lose these, they are my only pair. I kept a death grip on them for a good 5 minutes. Picked up 2 bags in the same hand and tossed them on the dock. The same hand.... the bags landed right where I tossed them, the keys left the slightest splash sound as they hit the water and sank under the dock. I offered him a ride home and apologized as much as I could and offered to pay for new keys. He left his windows cracked in his locked car. It rained really hard last night after we left. Im a dick....
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