This actually happened today.
So a bit of background my grandparents are fundamentalist, evangelical, batshit crazy Christians, and I'm really into very fast rap. (Tech n9ne, twista, eminem, those guys)
So I've gotten very good at doing all of the usual raps (worldwide choppers, rap god, speedom) or just said "fuck it I can't do it it's too fast".
So in the interest of staying entertained I tried to learn the Turkish part of worldwide choppers. English is my native language so it's taking a lot of practice to get right so I've bedn sort of chanting it under my breath trying to flow between the words better.
Now my grandmother and grandfather are staying for a few days for my father's birthday, and after dinner it was my turn to wash the dishes. I rap when I wash the dishes, but since they were here I thought it best to do it under my breath.
Now my grandmother who can't hear shit picks up on some chanting going on in the kitchen and walks in to shout-
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT IS THE DEVILS LAUNGUAGE!" She hobbled away to grab a bible as I desperately tried to explain to her that I'm just rapping in Turkish, but she's not buying it.
It's been two hours and she still won't accept that I'm not a demon.
Tl;dr I suppose this is a bad time to tell her I'm transgender.
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