Sunday, 19 April 2015

TIFU by flirting at a murderer


Yesterday I got called for Jury Duty. I work a boring ass job that I hate at a massive hardware store so there's no problems covering my work and I was really happy to get something new and interesting.


I managed to get called for the most interesting case, a month long murder trial and got though the second round ballot to be on the Jury.


Now I am gay and the guy who was accused was the most insanely good looking murderer I have ever heard of (maybe the news selects ugly pictures) and was obviously trying to charm the jury so when he made eye contact with me I smiled at him back. About a second later the prosecution challenged me and I am back in the jury pool.


Now I am stuck on the most boring fraud case that has ever existed that even the judge looks like he's about to fall asleep. I can't help thinking how easy it would have been to just avoid eye contact and get on the way better jury.



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