Literally happened 5 minutes ago. My parents went out to dinner with some friends, so I decided to have my girlfriend over while they were gone. Before they left my dad told me he would kick my ass if he found out I had anyone over, and he said he would know if I did. My dad is notorious for placing game cameras around the house to catch the neighbor kids vandalizing stuff. I've found every single one of them by checking the live feed on his computer, and know what places to avoid. So I had her over and we decided to take a shower together. About 10 minutes into our shower I hear someone knocking on our door. At first I thought it was my parents home early so I threw on pants and a shirt so I could let them in and figured that I would just sneak her out my window and tell them I was taking a shower because I just got off of work. As I get downstairs I see her mom at the door. Her mom was not happy and immediately took her home. I am currently sitting here wet, blue-balled, and scared that I will be grounded for life. Luckily she told her mom some story about how I needed someone to talk to and I think her mom buys it and won't tell my parents. Guess we'll have to see. Wish me luck Reddit...
tl;dr:Was thinking with my dick. My dick isn't very smart.
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