Saturday, 25 April 2015

TIFU By Having My Liquid Break in Middle School

About 5 years ago I was a yung Asian-American boy just trying to find his way through middle school without getting bullied much in the savage jungle that is... middle school.

The fuck-up lied in my mind.. or my pants.. or both.

Well, moving forward, I was horrible in front of others and cared EXTREMELY about what others thought of my actions, so much so

that...onetimeinscienceclassididntwanttogetuptoasktheteacher(whowasbehindallmyclassmatessittingdown) togotothebathroomandIendedupwaitingabittoolongandIstraightuppissedmypantsandohmyfuckingoditwasdrenched likeholyshittheseatmyjeansholypissfuckcockdicker.

To clarify, as I realized the longer I waited, the less I was able to move and I waited long enough that when I finally made the competent decision to just fucking ask to go to the bathroom... I couldn't move. It began with the dripping...

...drip

...drip

...SOTHISISWHATBREAKINGWATERMEANSAAHHHHH

I kept that straight and studious look on my face as it all went down. Boy oh boy was I glad I was wearing dark washed denim jeans cause no joke my liquids were totally camouflaged. I was dripping a bit and holy hell it was uncomfortable, but I was able to walk out of the classroom no problem.

No problem until I realized it was only first period and I was going to start to fucking stink once it dried up, and yes, that pee pee dried up real quick :)

tl:dr --> I pissed my pants, was clear, then I hardened and became a butterfly of stank dick

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