This actually happened today. I woke up late to catch a bus and ran through my house to pick up all my stuff. I went outside to pick a car and be on time for the bus. On the way there I start to feel a little gassy, so I decide to just let one rip.
Now, I have to tell you that my farts usually don't make a sound but smell kinda bad. So, as I was walking I start putting a little pressure to release some tension and started to feel it coming.
And then I felt it.
It wasn't gas. It was liquid. I reached down my pants and saw no shit, but actual liquid. It was warm and very uncomfortable.
I had a two and a half hour trip in front of me, locked up with people in a very close space. This was not going to end up well. And I couldn't go back and change and clean because I had 10 minutes to get there and I live kinda far. So I just did the manly thing and got on the bus with this watery-whatever-that-is in my boxers. It was just when I was on the bus that I took one of the (already used) boxers from my pack and went to the bathroom, changed very quickly and got back to my seat.
I know I stank, because the lady next to me was looking kinda uncomfortable.
TL;DR: Shat water on my pants, endured the smell for 2 and a half hours.
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