TIFU because I'm sitting there playing Runescape and it was 7pm, my girlfriend is playing Destiny and we were going to watch S5E1 of Game Of Thrones. She keeps saying "hurry up and go have dinner". Its 8:30pm and I decide to go cook the quickest thing in the freezer, hot and spicy chicken breast pieces. I boil the kettle, put some gravy granules, small bits of nutella and a sprinkle of stiry fry seasoning in a bowl (makes some godly gravy, do it occasionally so that it always tastes good). One thing I should mention is my girlfriends family love hot food, Curry is popular in the UK and her Gramps used to be a chef in the army so she grew up on some spicy food.. and I decide to cook hot and spicy chicken from the freezer....
Through out the whole show my stomach is displaying its mating call and I'm constantly farting, my girlfriend doesn't care as we fart around each other, its a natural thing that people do. I'm dutch ovening so hard that I'm sweating into a puddle under my blanket. She goes to sleep and my insomnia kicks in so I start working on a Destiny guide on the forums. Before I know it, my stomach starts kicking hard and I decide to look at the time.... its 4am. "Oh shit, don't I have a job interview at 9am?" "fuck me, fuck me, fuck me".
TLDR: So here I am, 4:22am from insomnia to procrastinating, my stomachs having an anurism from hot and spicy chicken, I'm about to fall asleep, I have to wake up at 7am to make it to this job interview, tomorrow is not going to be a good day.
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