TIFU by trying to have sex in the shower (nsfw)

This happened Friday night, so I'm coming home from a long night of drinking with some coworkers, and I get to my girlfriends house and I wanna fuck. I try getting frisky with her while in bed but she sternly tells me that she needs to shower. Dick in hand, rock solid, I devise a plan. I watch her go into the shower and I begin thinking that I'll wait a little bit and jump in and surprise her. So for this next part a little background is needed.

So basically, since I was a kid I've had a really sensitive nose. Major changes in weather would cause my nose to bleed, sneezing, blowing my nose, etc. As I've grown older my nose doesn't seem to be as sensitive but every now and then it happens. Friday, just happens to be the day my nose decides to be sensitive. On my way back home from the bar I sneezed and I began to feel my nose get runny, I check my nose see the blood and realize it was only bleeding a little so I shrugged it off.

Back at home, I'm laying in bed figured I've waited enough and decided to hop in the shower. With the shower water running I decided to splash my face to refresh and wake up a little bit. Now, I'm standing behind my gf dick skin pressed against her ass, hands massaging her tits, I'm doing my best to get to pussy town. Then it happens, I start to feel a trickle of liquid down my nose, pass my lips and drip down my chin. At first I thought it was water since we are in a shower after all, but then I realize that the shower head can't reach me. I pull one hand off her tit and press it against my nose, look down at the puddle of blood that formed in the creases of my hand.

At this point both hands are cupped to my face, there's a steady stream of blood flowing out of my nose I turn to face the other way so my gf doesn't see, since she is very squeamish to any sort of bodily fluid. Gf realizes something's wrong looks over and sees all the blood flowing out of my nose, she begins to retch pretty hard I jump the fuck out, and go to sleep a complete failure.

tl;dr: Didn't get to feed the cat.

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