Well, I hadn't hanged out with my best friend for a while, so we went to the city. We found a place to shoot some pool. We ordered some drinks. Nothing significant happened there. After that, we went out and decided to look for some place to eat. We were walking up a slope against a strong winter wind. All of a sudden, I felt something was churning and boiling in my lower abdominal area. Gradually, the pain started accumulating to a point where cold sweats were pouring out all over my body. I immediately know my behind was about to explode. I tucked my buttcheeks in as hard as I could, and opened up my eyes as wide as possible trying to look for a public bathroom. Unfortunately, there was none in a radius of 15 minutes of walk. I was walking with so much pain that my face must looked like a dried plum. My friend was walking ahead of me and noticed nothing. Finally, I couldn't hold it any more, so I let it go. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. The relieve. I can't describe how good that feeling was to unload ten pounds of shit into my underpants. Now, I had to think about how to get rid of that mount of shit that was dangling inside my underpants before my friend notice anything. In some way, I was in luck, because I was wearing a pair of whitey tighty underpants. It was kind of amazing that the shit was warming my butt in that cold day. I stopped walking and remembered that there was a public park around and in the park there was a restroom there. I called out to my friend to go to the park with me while acting like nothing happened. Now, I had to unclench my butt, because I didn't want any shit got squeezed out of my underwear. Finally, We got to the bathroom. It was deserted. THANK YOU, GOD! I told my friend to wait outside for me. As soon as I stepped in, I took my pants off. Man, my whitey tighty almost started to dripping liquid. Without further ado, I gingerly rolled my underpants down and stepped out of them. I heard a splashing sound when I threw them away somewhere in the bathroom. (Alright, I was in such a hurry I could not even think, dont judge me.) And thank God, there was a sink there that was low enough I could bend over and cleanse my soul along with my butt. I switched the faucet on. I was in such an awkward position that I had to reach to my butt to do some rubbing while I was bending over. There was no hot water. Just plainly freaking cold water. I swear to god, my butt must shrank quite a bit because of the coldness. Well, for those of you who might wonder, there wasn't any toilet paper. So, after washing my tooshie, I had to dry it. My hands were so tired after I fanned my butt with them for 5 minutes. After all those craziness, I walked out of the bathroom like nothing had happened.
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