This didn't happen today, probably a month ago.
Me and my wife went out drinking and we got pretty wasted. We came home and had awesome sex. We finished, but still in the mood for more.
I thought "I wonder if my hand will fit in there." I recall thinking "I wonder if this wedding band will cause a problem", drunkenly ignored this thought.
Woke up in the morning, wedding band is missing, wife, panicked, looks around room, looks in vagina (per my suggestion), does not find it.
It's on the floor.
TD;DR Fisted my wife drunk, thought I lost my wedding band in her vag.
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