So I was out for a jog today, and some little kid I'm passing by is yelling "ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYBODY" through a paper megaphone. He yells to me "ARE YOU A BOY"? Thinking of the smarmiest response I could muster, and since it's April Fools day, I said "NO, I'M A MAN-LADY". This confused him, for he paused, and then repeated his first question. I said "NO, I'M A MANLADY, I'M BOTH." Then he paused and said "No, you're a boy.", and I said "Want me to prove I'm a manlady?" Unbeknownst to me, his mother was gardening, turned around, and yelled "GET OUT OF HERE!". After a little confusion, I realized that she thought I was going to show that kid my junk. I hadn't even thought of that. Perverted old ladies, amirite?
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