So this happened today and I almost went to the doctor for help.
I got a box of tic tacs yesterday night and started eating them today, and the way I eat tic tacs is I just pour a lot in my mouth and swirl them around for a bit then swallow them, thus leaving me with an orange tongue. Here's where the masturbation comes in. So of course right after I finish of the tic tacs I go for a wank (common knowledge). The weird thing I started to do recently is when I come on my hand I just kind of lick it up and swirl it around, kind of like my tic tacs. Sometimes but not much I may swallow, other times I spit in my sink, this time I spit it out. So I got to my sink, looked at the load in my mouth and start to spit. And here is the part that freaked me out. I looked at the sperm as it goes and realize that it is looking like orange crush soda and freak the fuck out and start to spit all over the place, on my mirror and walls and door and shit, place is a mess. I quickly clean that mess up and dashed to my computer where I had just finished my tic tacs and scavenge the internet for causes but couldn't really get much information on this phenomenon. This is when I notice my tic tac container sitting at my desk and start drawing red lines and connecting pictures on the wall(mentally) and deduced with scientific reasoning that this is the cause.
TL;DR: Tic tacs can be scary when you don't think they can.
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