Monday, 1 June 2015

32 [M4F] #NYC Never Have I Ever

I've been lurking on this board for a bit and enjoying reading the success stories...and figured I'd try my luck...well shockingly (or not) I've never cum as the result of a blow job...so I guess you could say that I've never had a truly great blow job...so I'm looking for someone to make this happen.

Appearance: I'm a little under average height, dark hair and eyes, in shape thanks to a lot of running, clean shaven and have a preppy/nerdy style I guess

If this sounds like your kind of challenge let me know.



Source by runningguy13
Mens Hair Styles 2015

Hadn't had a hair cut in 1 1/2 years. I just want a change and a style that fits my face and is manageable with my thin hair.

Hey /r/femalehairadvice ,

First of all, get a picture of me and my hair.

I contacted you a few month ago because I wasn't happy with my hair style and my hair's condition in general. You gave me some good advice on how to properly take care of my hair and I really appreciated that.

The problem is that my hair is so damaged that I think the only way to solve this is to cut it short. My last hair cut was 1 1/2 years ago, and there I got my hair dyed, too. I tried to remain the colour by dyeing them by myself but it kept growing out. So now I have two-coloured hair and that would be another reason for me to just cut it short.

I have very thin hair and I lose very much of it. It is wavy, which I like, but they look too "messy". I'd like my waves to have more contour as they look like a big wave mess right now. I tried no poo for a few weeks but my scalp began itching so I just use a bit of shampoo to clean only my scalp. For the rest I use conditioner and let it sit in for quite a long time. After coming out of the shower I comb them with a widely toothed comb and let them air dry. Sometimes they can look really nice once they dried. Sometimes. But looking at all those split ends makes me really sad.

I just want a change but I don't know which style would suit me. I am open for anything when it comes to cutting as long as it would look good on me. I don't want to dye my hair again. I always wanted to try out short hair but I have chubby cheeks and a double chin.

I hope you can help me and I apologize for the lengthy text.



Source by Glaziola
Mens Hair Styles 2015

[M4F] “Shouldn’t you be leaving to pick up the foreign exchange student?”

“Come on honey, just a quickie?” You whispered into his ear, pushing your perky breasts up against his long-sleeved business shirt. Your fingers snaked up his torso’s front, trailing from his waist to the buttons which you were beginning to undo. “He’s been on a 12 hour flight, he can wait another half hour for me to arrive.”

Your husband took hold of your wrists momentarily. In that second, you thought that perhaps you’d get laid for the first time in god knows how long, only for him to push your hands away. “Babe I’d love to, but today’s staff meeting was just absolutely stressful and I really just want to relax for a couple hours. Maybe before we go to bed? And besides, we shouldn’t be keeping him waiting.”

You sighed, then snapped, “Fine. Before bed tonight. I’ll be back in an hour and a half, see you then.” Fetching your keys from the familiar ceramic bowl, you slammed the front door on your way out, but you knew he wouldn’t notice with his head burrowed inside the refrigerator holding all his beer bottles.

How did it go so wrong? You wondered, suddenly exhausted, your eyes almost on the verge of tears as you flipped on the headlights. We promised each other we wouldn’t be ‘that married couple’, and yet… here we are. Everyone always said the flame of carnal desire burned out eventually in a marriage, but for it to happen at 32? We should’ve been devouring each other until 35, at the very least, ideally until our forties.

Miraculously you didn’t crash your vehicle on the drive there. Idly, you picked up the poster roll with the name ‘Christian Koeller’ painted over it and rested it on your shoulder, dragging your feet toward waiting section for the incoming arrivals. This foreign exchange student was your husband’s idea. Because of his work at a prestigious university and his desire to achieve a permanent spot in its staff, he figured that if he participated in this housing program, which the dean heavily approved of, it would increase his chances of locking down a professor job for the next decade. So over the past half year he eventually broke down your resistance, culminating in this very moment.

There was a tap on your shoulder followed by a German accent. “Mrs. Esmerelda?” You turned around, almost dropping your jaw at the young man standing before you.

Tall, clearly athletic, lean, wavy dirty blonde hair, a dazzling smile, blue eyes, a defined jaw, just the perfect amount of stubble. Like someone took a Prince Charming out of the fairy tales, roughed him up a little bit and dropped him right on the linoleum right in front of you. “Uh yeah, that’s me.” You stammered, examining me from head to toe before staring at the sign in your trembling hands. “And you must be uh Christian Koeller?”

“Yes, that’s right. I heard I’d be living with a married couple, with no kids, but I didn’t imagine you to be so young. And still so pretty.” I smiled, scratching my hair slightly. “Is your husband with you?”

“Oh.” You frowned, realizing he was probably passed out in front of the television this very moment. “No, he’s had a long day, but my car’s outside, so let’s take you back to my home, okay?”

The two of us chatted on the drive home, about each other’s backgrounds, your marriage, my education until we arrived at your doorstep. You showed me the guest bedroom, leaving me to get settled as you retreated to your own bedroom, already knowing you were going to be disappointed. And sure enough you were, your husband being fast asleep. But then again, you would’ve been foolish to actually expect otherwise.

An aggravating two weeks followed, predictably sexless, but you hadn’t predicted the immense sexual tension. Perhaps you were imagining it. But you didn’t dare confide in your husband, or did you not want to? After all, you couldn’t remember the last time since a handsome young 20-something glanced at your curves so appreciatively? Once, while you were changing I passed by your door and you panicked, shutting it immediately upon noticing my presence. But something warm, lustful flickered inside of you, and the next time you were changing, your door was flung wide open. This time, when I passed by, you didn’t hide or shrink away, but continued boldly. However you didn’t throw a lustful stare in return. After all, you were faithful to your husband no? But the attention was enjoyable nevertheless.

You spent more time on your appearance, buying new lingerie, skimpier outfits that revealed more skin. After all, the west coast was warm even in the fall. “You’re looking great today, when’d you go shopping?” I complimented one afternoon after returning from class. “Gosh, you look better than most of my classmates.” You blushed at that, brushing your hair back, biting your lip. But the temptation was rising. As I was growing more comfortable living in your house, I’d walk out of the bathroom in only my boxers after my showers. The outline of my cock through my undergarments, without a doubt larger than your husbands almost made your mouth water. You’d sneak glances whenever possible, barely avoiding detection, imaging how it felt to hold it in your-

Wait a second. I can’t be thinking like that. You panicked, shutting those thoughts off. And yet…

And then the final straw was a girl’s pleasured moans emanating through the wall separating our bedrooms. Most likely I’d brought back another student in the dead of the night. Your husband, who wore earplugs regularly to bed, couldn’t hear the sound but your loins moistened at the gasps and squeaking mattress. Within moments, your fingers had crept down to that region, teasing you further until reason and logic fell apart to a sexual hunger.

You needed a cock. And at this point, you weren’t even sure it had to be your husband’s anymore.


My seventh prompt. Pretty sure it’s the most straightforward one too. Bam, the aggressive MILF wants to seduce some dick into her. I’d imagine this get rough.

My kinks, profile, past prompts, and writing style can be found here. Many of them can be negotiated as some fit into the scene’s theme and others don’t. Kinks and DPP Profile. I tend to write between 2-3 paragraphs per response and expect most of my roleplays to occur over at least a week, if not longer. My best partners have extended scenes to approximately a month.



Source by Ernest_Gangbangway
Mens Hair Styles 2015

Time Lord Hair?

Yeah, sure, the real world explanation, for why the Doctor has a constantly well formed hair style, is simply the nature of the industry. But, in universe, what explanation would you give? My idea is that he uses residual regeneration energy to reshape the cells of his hair into a perfect style.

What's your theory? How can David, and Matt, look so dapper?



Source by jasonkeene707
Mens Hair Styles 2015

[M4F] Wisconsin, Madison area Dom looking for playful passionate sometimes naughty submissive

About Me

I am a single Dom, Age: 35, Height: 6'0" HWP. Clean, attractive but not perfect. Little husky, but masculine rugged good looks sort of guy, trimmed and kept up facial hair, hair all the places a man is expected to have it as well. So if you are looking for shaved dandy prepubescent looking guy then I am not for you. I am the type of guy that is alright and secure with himself. I do my own thing and I am my own person I don't make any apologies for who I am and I have no concerns over what others think about me. I do tend to view the world and much of everything in this world in a different light a kind of ironic coincidental view maybe.

I do not smoke, or do drug of any kind, expect the same.

Personality

I can be eccentric but it is in an endearing way. I am intelligent, too smart for my own good analytically at times, but do not let that from holding me back from having fun. Though intelligence does come in many varieties and fashions and I feel as though everyone has it in one form or the other just not all choose to use what they have.

Many a person has said that I am wise beyond my years, that I have an old soul but I don’t hold much stock in that (really, ever try and buy old soul stock) but it is nice to have. I do not know if it is true or not that’s for you to decide if you choose to get to know me.

Some other people might describe me as leaning towards the quit side (which happens to not be exhibited in this particular post). This does not mean I am shy. I’m reserved and tend to wait tell I have something meaningful to say. Instead of running my mouth continually. Man of few words some might say. Plus, I am and a lot of subs have appreciated this more of a listener than a talker, having been the shoulder that is needed when something is bothering them.

I am sometimes very silly and goofy, certainly mischievous by nature I can be a lot of fun I have an awesome sense of humor. My unpredictable spur of the moment behavior will surprise you.

Not into lots of drama though. I like to think of my self as being genuine. I value politeness over rudeness which seems to be a rare thing in this day and age.

I can be bit nerdy as well into video games, movies I read enjoy learning about new things on many different subjects. I have a creative artsy side as well, may come out with you my sub, I may choose to use you as a muse. I enjoy nature and the outdoors as well, camping, hiking, kayaking, exploring the world.

From what you have read, if it seem that I have so many traits that they would appear to be conflicting, good then your getting the idea and don’t worry there are plenty more quirks and quandaries for you to discover if you become my sub.

Normal life things I enjoy.

Some are things such as watching movies, usually at home over in the theater. Reading, interesting intellectual conversations on all sort of different subjects. Video games. Cooking. I enjoy traveling seeing new places as well as bit of history. Science and technology, I tend to pic up new hobbies every so often. I have a creative side and have been know to do artistic activities. I enjoy festivals and flea markets,wine tasting. Outdoor activities such as hiking, swimming, kayaking, fishing. I am good with my hands and can fix plenty of different things, and like to work on improvement projects.

What I am like as a Dom

I am an experienced Dom with real world experience,though not a lot of online. Probably more of a newcomer when it comes to online though. I know how to handle sub physically and emotionally when it comes to D/s relationships in person. I can be very strict, and demanding at times though that is not my preferred mode of being, would rather be having fun together with my submissive. I am also safe am always concerned for my subs welfare, and do not want anything truly bad to happen to you. There is a difference between good pain and bad pain. I have a protective nature, and want to whom I care about to be happy and protected.

I do have a sadistic side and require a sub that has a masochistic side, though I do not consider myself a sadist I am not all about dishing out the pain, I am much more of a sensualist. I like sensual exploration, to explore my submissive's body, your sex, your submission to me sensually and sexually with a mix of pleasure and pain.

I can be very affectionate, and playful love lots of sexual, sensual mischief. I enjoy gentle domination and spending time with my sub taking care of you and your needs, cravings being nurturing and supportive. But I also need, and crave the harder rougher sometimes more extreme domination, Sir/slut play, making you as mine, taking and using you how I desire in whatever way I desire for my pleasure.

As mentioned I am very affectionate, and I am also very passionate. I crave and need a level of intimacy, I like affirmations from my sub. I also very tactile love really need physical and love physical stuff. So not sure how this online thing will work for me. Ideally would find someone that is not very far, but what are the chances of that?

I have never gotten into the whole submissives are inferior thing that some get into and believe in. Even though I may treat you in such a way in a scene that is not how I see you. I see submission as one half of a whole and even though you submit I want to still respect you, and see you as an equal part of that whole even if I am the Dominant partner. I want a partner in crime I guess you could say, though not really looking to commit crimes :)

I think communication and being open-minded are important parts of any D/s relationship. Talking about feelings and emotions how a scene or task, the play makes you feel, how it affects you is important parts of D/s. Talking about your desires, cravings and fantasies freely with out judgment. I crave intensity, and passion part of the reason I am attracted to D/s relationships, and finding own a sub that craves pleasing me in every way she can, as I would want to do for her. The bond and intimacy of D/s relationships is I feel levels stronger than vanilla. Does not hurt that the sex is amazing as well.

Some of my kinks and interests but not limited to:

Spankings, I tend to like to spank my submissives not just for punishment but for pleasure and enjoyment, tell your ass is red, aching, even bruised. Bare handed, with instruments such as paddles, crops, canes anything else that might be leave a nice welt.

Flogging is also something I enjoy as well.

Nipple clips, breasts and nipple torture, biting and bondage, clips. I tend to get into such can be rough on your breasts so if have sensitive nipple, breasts...

Waxplay, and latex body painting, can be fun when done right and can be visually appealing. I do tend to like fetish art and am in interested in a submissive that wants to be my fetish model as well as my submissive

Pussy, cunt spanking and clit and pussy clips, cloths pins. Ropes and bondage, blindfolds, tying a girl up and using her however I choose.

Collars and leashes.

Body, and cock worshiping, love having your devotion.

Discipline training and punishment.

Objectification.

Homework, tasks and orders, things for you to do to show your submission. Or that I would like you to do in preparation for getting together, chatting. Might want you to write me about what you did, how it made you feel, what you liked about it or did not like. Or take a pic, video of yourself doing your task for me. I do enjoy getting naughty pics and videos from my submissive doing naughty things, keeps things real and personal for me.

Dress up, seeing my submissive in sexy and naughty clothing, lingerie, corsets, fetish wear.

Lots of toy use and play such as dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, tails, anal beads anything else that may be fun or interesting as well.

I am into oral sex, hard feeding, use gagging. I like to receive but also enjoy licking sucking and eating a deliciously wet pussy, clit just as much.

I enjoy orgasm control, as well as Forced Orgasms. Girls that are multi orgasmic, get very, very wet, whom squirt. Cum play, covering you, creampies if you are on birth control, swallowing as well. Anal sex and ass play. Forced masturbation, watching you masturbate for me.

Also enjoy cuddling, lots of passionate kissing and foreplay, as well as aftercare for my submissive for when she has been used particular hard.

Bisexual girl, that want to submit to me and play with other girls, be told what to do, how to play and such and I am open to other scenarios, does not just have to be fmf could be other combinations of threesomes, foursomes, and more-somes as well.

I like a girl that enjoys seduction and teasing me with her body, sex. Strip dances, erotic naughty lap dances, grinding, slapping your pussy/clit with my cock.

Massages getting and giving, both normal as well as erotic, Tantric massages and sex as well.

Not to mention various public exhibitionism, bdsm and play.

There are plenty of others that I did not mention as well, and if there is something you are really interested in I do not mention I would certainly be interested in knowing about it, I am very open minded about a lot of things.

Some words I like to use in description of my submissive. Good girl, naughty girl, pretty girl, lil girl, slutty girl, slut, my slut, my whore, my toy, my pet. As well as various combinations.

As for words that I like. I am open to Sir and Master and various other D/s word a sub may say about, to her Dom in submission. But I do not consider myself a Daddy Dom, and do not like being called Daddy.

What I am looking for in a submissive.

I am most attracted physically to girls that the right amount of sexy curves not to thin, not to thick and if you are one of those girls you know what I am talking about. I am tall I guess at 6' but I tend to really like shorter petite girls 5'1” - 5'4”. Gingers are very hot! As well as Asian women, Latin women. But I do not really expect you or any girl I find to actually meet my dream girls specification, that would be unreal. So I am not going to put it all down and I am looking for more than just a physical connection.

I prefer a sub who can appreciate my love of perversity and control has few limits willing to learn and do what it takes to please her Master. A submissive, girl, and woman whom craves and needs similar things out of a D/s relationship and her partner. A sub who can appreciate the exploration of sensual and sexual pleasures, of BDSM and other kinky play has few limits willing to learn and do what it takes to enjoy such pleasures together. You want and crave ownership, to belong to your Master as he would be for you.

A woman for all of her out world appearance of self-reliance and strength has a deep seeded desire to lose control and be in the strong hands dominant hands of her Master, to have her limits tested and pushed to grow both as a submissive and a woman, to learn more about herself and her yearning to let go.

You act as though you are a normal person out in in the public world. In control of your life, constrained by societies' conventions and frustrated them. A woman for all of your out world appearance of self-reliance and strength There is something secretly submissive in you that longs to be satisfied.

You have a deep seeded desire to lose control and be in the strong hands dominant hands of her Master, to have her limits tested and pushed to grow both as a submissive and a woman, to learn more about herself and her yearning to let go. You ache for an aggressive dominant, man to take control of you, your desires, your body, your sexual desires. You want to feel helpless... dominated... NOT in control. You were made to be fucked. Hard! You want to have your panties carnally ripped off of you, to be spanked like a naughty 18 year-old girl. You are a very sexually kinky girl who needs to be spanked, discipline and used as the sexual toy you have always wished to be used as.

You should be clever and creative. You appear confident yet are little bit insecure inside. You are instinctual and sensual. When you walk into a room you are noticed. You are beautiful inside and out. You are cute. You are sexy. You have a good sense of style yet are imperfect and am ok with it. You are honest and genuine. You are a fun and happy person, enjoy giggle and being a goofy. A little bit nerdy, I just have this thing for smart girls. But who also doesn't just stay inside all the time, a girl that likes the outdoors and being adventures, not afraid to get dirty.

Have a bit of a bratty side but do not let it become all you are. You value good manners, politeness in other and respect. You can be elegant, exotic, and mischievous, flirtatious, feisty. You are willing to explore, be adventures and love to learn. You can be both demure and aggressive. You are very feminine and love it, embrace it, like appreciate that there are differences between men and women. A girl that knows she is attractive but not vain. Also, someone with a great sense of humor who is down to earth doesn't get offended easily And you are grinning right now because I have just described you.

I want something substantial and intense, passionate, that feeds that missing part that needs to be filled, a best friend, my submissive, a lover, a partner. Hopefully someone is out there that feel the same way, is looking for such.

To be my submissive you should be:

  • Completely submissive to me once you have submitted, open, and willing to be used by or take care of me in any way I direct.

  • Willing to express your thoughts, opinions and requests when asked.

  • Available

  • Drug free, that includes 420 I have not tolerance for drug abuse. As well as alcohol problems, but drinking in moderation is fine, I enjoy a glass of wine once in while.

  • Non-smoking

  • Have a strong desire to keep yourself sexy and attractive for your Masters pleasure.

  • Willing to give yourself over completely to your Master.

  • Being Bisexual would be a big plus.



Source by MischievousSirWolf
Mens Hair Styles 2015

19 [M4F/T] If Fantasy, Sci-Fi and Romance Are Your Thing, Look Inside! (Variety of Prompts)

I'm interested in playing some or one of these one out with a guy or girl who was interested in playing a Futa girl. Futanari or just vanilla girl is also fine, but if you're into Futa, let me know!

I think they could all be easily adapted into an intro where the chick has something extra. I know it's an odd interest, but I figured I would try it out. My only problem is, I'm not a fan of my character getting... Well, fucked. I know I'm picky!

Here is a link to my DPP Profile, which may help in clearing up what I'm into and what I'm not into! :)

http://www.reddit.com/r/DPPprofiles/comments/374ub2/18_m4ft_charulz37_profile/

I have Kik and PM on here! Let me know if you'd like to role play!

1) Sci-Fi/ Fantasy

I had been watching you for longer than I care to admit and even fantasized about you. You always sat at the same table in a small coffee shop across the street from where I worked. You always had a book with you as well, almost always a different one each time I saw you sitting there. I knew you were special, but it wasn't until today that I could've been sure about it. At first I thought you were just special because I had a huge crush on you and that you made my stomach jump when I saw you. I would spend half the time staring at you while I was supposed to be working too... Oops!

One night though, while I was doing more gawking than working, I saw you get up from your seat and walk outside. You hadn't noticed, but three "men" had followed you out of the coffee shop and into the downpour. Thunder and lightning but only now and then could you see anything really thanks to the lightning illuminating the sidewalk. You finally caught on and when you tried to run, they matched your pace and were about to catch up to you when I stepped out. I stood in front of you and grabbed your wrist, pulling you along behind me as I threw what seemed to be a blue orb against a wall. Without hesitation, I ran full tilt into it and pulled you along with me. We emerged on the other side in a beautiful meadow filled with deer and birds and all sorts of animals. Exactly the opposite of what we had just left...

You were special for another reason now, not just because of my crush on you though. You had knowledge that other people needed! Remember that book you read a few months ago, then promptly lost shortly after? You picked it up because of the Sci-Fi, Fantasy aspect! Only it wasn't fiction, it was reality. Reality to some non-humans, non-mortals at least. That book was the only version and only copy in existence! You read it and now you knew what it was about. The "people" chasing you, were really hit men for an organization of wizards bent on destroying the lives of mortal men.

"We're in what you humans might call a parallel universe. We really call it a universe living alongside yours. This place is almost exactly like the earth you know, but almost exactly opposite!" I explain and sit down in the grass beside you to relax a bit after such an ordeal.

2) Reform School

Josh Maxwell was a troubled kid... He constantly picked fights at school, even in class. He rarely showed up for class and when he did, he never payed attention. Finally his parents got too fed up with him and decided to send him to a reform school where he may be able to get some help there. As with most bad boys, the girls loved him. His green eyes, blonde hair, leather jacket and carefree attitude got everyone's attention! He wasn't a player or a womanizer, but he did have a few girlfriends over the years.

When he got moved to this reform school though, there were set outfits, punishments for being late or absent and he basically lost all ability to be the bad boy. He still had most of his carefree attitude but he had to actually work in this school... He felt like he was the only one that acted out, until he met a girl who was nearly suspended from the school as they were sitting in the principals office.

"What the heck could you have done?" He asks curiously, unwilling to believe a girl so beautiful could cause so much problems.

3) Space Girl

You were an incredibly smart female engineer... In this age of 2182, that was more and more rare. After the disease that wiped out half the planet, girls were mostly used to repopulate the Earth unfortunately and only the geniuses and the gifted were actually allowed to do something other than breed. Thankfully, there were some beautiful geniuses such as yourself that were able to break free of the norm. Now you were posted in a station orbiting the Earth, watching the time fly by as we withered away down here, the disease still rampant.

"Yes, we can meet! I'll come to you or you come to me?" I suggest as I sit behind my computer down on Earth. My job wasn't much better than yours, but I did at least get human interaction now and then. I was constantly stuck in some military hangar, cleaning and fixing the ships that came in, attacked by who knows what. I also did quite a bit of programming contracts on the side, also for the government. That's how we met! You felt unsafe up in your little station and had requested a security detail or at least some guns to be mounted on the ship. With no extra agents to spare, they settled on the guns. Which is where I come in, I was put in charge of installing them and then staying with you for a while just in case.

4) Photo-Op

"Hey! Yes, I would love to take pictures with you! Those sample pictures you sent me were incredible, very beautiful. Please get back to me at your earliest convenience, I am willing to pay you $300 up front plus any extra that may come my way. I have a makeshift studio set up in my apartment, so there will be no expenses on that part.

Please let me know, I can be flexible. Thank you, Josh" I reply to your email and then wait eagerly for a reply.

You were a student in the local university, but the tuition was becoming too much for you to handle! Even with the after school jon you worked, you found it hard to save up much money! That's why you came looking for me and replied to my ad I had posted online. You were beautiful, easily model material and I was an aspiring photographer who happened to sell some risque pictures to the highest bidder!

5) DNA Experiment/ Splicing

I wasn't just any ordinary human, I was created not born. My so-called parents were really scientists who did research for the government. One of their tasks was to create super soldiers for the military. To achieve this goal, they took human DNA and spliced it with other animals to add different abilities and tolerances. For example, they added a rhinoceros to add tough skin and endurance. Both of which worked in my case. They also added a horse to add stamina and the ability to run very quickly. Unfortunately, this one had some unwanted side effects... My cock was massive, even just as a "baby" it was nearly three times longer than it should have been. They also added a hawk to add the ability to see for miles. Among other animals, I was thrown together and then reinserted into my mother's womb where I gestated for a short 5 months instead of the conventional 9.

I had an enormous shaft and easily out performed any other kids my age, but I wasn't viable for military applications, the member between my legs would be too much of a distraction they said. Using my abilities, I climbed to the top of each sports team I joined and did so until college where I played football and could have been a one man team if it were legal.

That's when I met you, the girl on the side lines in the cheerleader uniform, cheering me on. I had to talk to you after the game and I did. "Hey! I'm Josh, nice cheering" I say nervously and shake your hand.

6) Incest (Father/ Daughter)

"Baby, come on out! Show me how that bikini looks on you!" I smile as I sit on a bench just across from the change room you were in. I wasn't a bad father, I just quite enjoyed watching you in your bikinis and especially when you had friends over. Again, I wasn't a bad father! I didn't play with myself while watching you, that would be wrong. I just used those images when your mom and I fooled around. I decided to treat you today and figured maybe you would want to buy a new bathing suit for our upcoming vacation.

"Come on out ____! (Name :)) I just want to make sure it looks okay, not too revealing" I laugh as I act like a responsible father for once

7) School Trip

After a long and relaxing vacation to Costa Rica, we finally had to catch a plane back home... We had missed the flight by only 15 minutes... It was my fault really, I got locked in the bathroom of our hotel room and couldn't unlock it. Everyone else decided to go on ahead and catch the flight though, it'd be easier to deal with 2 people getting left behind than an entire grade. You had to call the front desk and after dealing with the language barrier, somebody finally came up to get me out. We begged and pleaded with the front desk at the airport, but there wasn't another flight until two days later, but they offered to rent us a car for cheap as well as pay for a hotel room for two more nights.

"I'm so sorry Ms. ______, this is all my fault" I say sadly as we get into our newly rented car. I pull out a map quickly and figure out some beaches to visit, if you were up for it of course. "There's some secluded ones and some public ones, any preference?"

8) Friends

You and I had been friends for a long time, since high school and I'd always had a thing for you. Unfortunately I didn't know how to tell you this. You had left your phone at my place one day and I couldn't help but snoop around in it. I check your pictures and see some nudes of you, mainly frontal shots. After being turned on sufficiently from that, I got curious and checked your browsing history. "Big tits slut face fucked", "brutal face fuck and gag", etc. among other searches were all there. "Holy shit... She's a freak" I say laughing and speed over to your house to bring your phone back. I find you in your room, masturbating with a huge dildo. After all I've seen, it's inevitable that I watch you... At least for a while.

9) Shapeshifter

I had the biggest crush on you, for the longest time and it developed into a bit of an obsession after a while. I would daydream about you and anything. More recently though, I had noticed small changes about you. At first it was small things like your hair. It changed lengths and colours almost too often and looked far too natural... Then it moved to things like the colour of your eyes. Something small enough that most people wouldn't notice! Finally though, you we're changing things a bit more drastically. Your breasts, butt and legs changed sizes. I on the other hand was just a plain guy. I had blonde hair, green eyes and I was quite fit. I hit the gym frequently and ate properly. I wasn't gorgeous though!

10) Cheating

I came to town late one year, in the fall and we ended up frequenting the same coffee shop every Saturday and Sunday. I went there for some peace and quiet where I could read my book and drink some coffee. Even if it wasn't always quiet, I liked to people watch as well. Turns out, you and I shared the same interest in book genres and you even owned the one I was reading at the time! Turned out to be your favourite as well. At first we would just text, about the books we were reading and we would meet up now and then to trade books and talk. Eventually this evolved into sending pictures of ourselves, fully clothed mind you, to the other for fun... Already your boyfriend didn't like me and I hadn't even met him yet!

Fast forward a few months and we started hanging in person, just because instead of just books this time. I did feel an attraction to you and even though I knew you had a boyfriend, I would sometimes try to steal a hug or even a kiss if I felt daring enough. You and your boy started fighting more frequently though and I quickly became your shoulder to cry on during those times, not wanting to see you sad.

One night, after a particularly bad fight, you ran out of the house sobbing. That's when I got your phone call and I came to meet you at the coffee shop.

"I'm so sorry _____ (name? :) )! I know you love him, but he keeps hurting you! Stay at my place tonight? We can talk all night long and I promise I won't try anything funny! You have my word" I promise.

11) Refugee (Neko/ Furry/ Fantasy)

They never accepted us, not from the first time we decided to show ourselves. We were them, but different. Better. Enhanced senses, better muscles, stronger relationships. But there were so much more of them. We were outnumbered and forced into exile. I was on my own for the longest, protecting my den well. That is, until I saw you at the edge of my territory.

All of us, the "animals" we were called grouped up and showed ourselves at the same time, hoping to be taken in and accepted into society. We weren't animals but we resembled them so that's what we got called.

This particular day I was being chased by a large group of them. I had been shot in the leg and was attempting to flee. I knew I was trespassing into your territory, but what choice did I have? It was trespass or die. I ran in and sheltered under an over cropping of rocks, hiding as I tried to heal enough to at least hobble away.

12) Demons and Magic (Fantasy based)

There was an ear splitting crack of thunder outside, seemingly from just above the house. It even made Josh jump, the guy who prided himself on being more of a manly man. He shook his head and look out the window, noticing a strange figure walking down the street. "This storm is insane..." He said to himself. He looks a bit more closely and tries to spot the figure again. Only, it was difficult to make anything out between the flashes of lightning.

It was clear the figure was female. Wider hips and a smaller mid-section made that quite clear. She had nothing other than a t-shirt on and nothing covering her head from the rain, yet she looked dry. Her hair wasn't dampened down or anything. Other than that, that's all that could be made out.

Josh grabbed an umbrella, a blanket and booked it outside, running straight towards where he saw the woman. Once he arrived at the spot where she was, there wasn't a trace of her. Not even footsteps in the muddy sidewalk around him. "What the fu-" he started to say before a clap of thunder cut him off.

Shrugging his shoulders, he wandered back inside and set his umbrella to the side, tossing the blanket down the stairs to set out to dry later. "Coming down in sheets..." He grumbled as he slicked his drenched hair back towards his neck. His shirt was just about to come off when he heard a cough from his living room. He lived alone though...

He stormed into the room, brandishing his umbrella once again. Standing there, was the woman from outside. Sure enough, she was bone dry. Not a drop of water on her..

13) Deserted Island http://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals/comments/2jpatk/18_m4f_deserted_island_rp/

14) Virtual Reality

It's the year 2102. After many weeks with almost no time to yourself, you finally catch a moment of freedom. Your family was going to be out of the city for the next week and a half, leaving you alone to focus on your school work. Although, by now it would be incredibly easy to do your work anywhere, seeing as schools were now virtual. You decided to avoid the distraction though and instead stayed at home to focus properly and maybe pick up a few shifts at work. Schools were fully virtual in that you didn't even have to leave your bedroom in the morning. You donned a simple, white visor that covered your eyes, ears and a probe extended to rest on your neck for voice control. Everything was pre-loaded for you, all you had to do was put it on and you were virtually transported to a school. Clothing and everything related such as hair styles were programmed by yourself at the beginning of each week.

Now, this wasn't the only purpose of these virtual reality drives known as VD2. No, there were many different purposes! Gaming was all virtual now, you were transported into the game but obviously with no harmful side effects. Gaming, gambling, online shopping so you could try on the clothes, everything you could possibly imagine was now virtual... This of course, opened many doors... Seedy doors.

One of many was the black market of the online world where users could enter and do just about anything including sexual acts or fulfilling their fantasies. BDSM rooms, Furry rooms, Futanari rooms, Gender Swapping rooms, anything sexual! If it existed, you could participate in it in this black market area. This place could be completely anonymous or, if you preferred, you could use the real you in digital form. People became whoever they wanted to be in this place, unlike the school where your virtual self was forcibly used. There were endless possibilities for the VD2 and new zones were being created every day.

Seeing as you were alone for a week and a bit, it was only natural that you use this time for yourself, as private time! You decided now would be the perfect time to explore all these rooms you had heard about on the black market zones, without being disturbed. Even if everything was virtual, your real body reacted to the stimulus provided in the digital world, only not as severely or realistically. You lay down on your bed after lunch one day, don the visor and immediately submerse yourself into this fantasy world where you can become anything you want to be or whoever.

15) Zombie Apocalypse

In the year 2033 there was an over population on Earth. Food, water and other important resources were becoming more and more scarce. Unwilling to cull the growth and existing population, the united governments of the world sought new ways to fill the needs of the people. They did however put in place penalties for unlawful childbirth and for unprotected sex if caught. As a result, many sexually transmitted diseases became extinct in the past five years that these laws were in place. The governments developed technologies to house more people in smaller areas, replicating technologies to create food easier and many new devices that would improve day to day life for the masses.

Finally, in 2045, all the right combinations and scenarios came to a spearhead in one single person. Forever known as "Subject 0", he was the first living dead known to man. He was captured at first, all the usual tests and such run on him of course. He had only infected three others, that were gunned down by military after they tried to attack civilians. Subject 0 was the first person in ten years known to be carrying a sexually transmitted disease, multiple to be exact. No scientist could figure out how or why, but he was carrying over ten viruses. Chlamydia, gonorrhoea, HIV... That's just a few of the list. All these diseases, combined with whatever growth hormone the government was putting into the food, provided the ideal conditions for a new strain of deadly virus to emerge. They named it the "Necrosis" virus at first, but as word spread about the symptoms, it became known as simply becoming a zombie.

During a routine sanitation of the cage Subject 0 was kept in, he broke free of his harness and attacked the janitor. Thankfully they were able to restrain him again before the janitor was killed, but he left immediately, afraid for his life. A scientist finished the cleaning instead and then everything returned to normal at the lab in an undisclosed and top secret location. As luck would have it, the janitor developed many symptoms that had been unheard of in a long time. Cold sweats, rashes all over, horrible breath and eventually he started to lose his fingernails and his skin would peel. He kept this all quiet at first, thinking it was just stress that had gotten to him. Unfortunately for him though, Subject 0 was able to have a small snack out of the janitor's shoulder that he never noticed as his coveralls concealed the wound almost immediately. He was becoming a zombie as well, the Necrosis virus was completely ravaging his body and immune system.

A few days after he had been completely consumed by the virus, neighbours started to complain of the smell and of a low droning noise coming from his residence. A few brave souls ventured over, breaking the door down and walking inside. Immediately, the putrid odour became too much and they tried helplessly to mask the stench with their shirts. Eventually, they made their way to the bathroom where they could hear a thumping at the door. That thumping was the poor janitor's newly risen body trying to go somewhere for sustenance. The brave neighbours opened the door swiftly and realized too late what all the signs were pointing to. They became the next living dead shortly after this encounter. They too went home, hoping that nothing would come of it and the janitor made his way out into the world, the broken door no longer an obstacle for him. All the neighbours returned home for a short while, but quickly fell ill and unfortunately infected their families and neighbours once again.

Thus, the Necrosis virus began it's rampage through the population of the world. Quickly spreading, the virus decimated the majority of the world, leaving chaos and devastation in it's wake. After many failed attempts to stop the spread or at least limit it, the government gave up and gathered all the important members, hiding them away in some top secret bunker while the rest of the world descended into anarchy. Only a few clusters of people were left alive, either immune to the virus or lucky enough not to be bitten.

16) Birthday Sex

Josh was just about to turn 19 and he couldn't have been more excited. Not for any real reason particularly, but he loved going out to the bar and getting drunk on special occasions. He had invited a bunch of friends to come with him, to celebrate his 19th year of life. When they all got there, the party really began. Shots, beers, hi-balls, anything that was alcoholic and could possibly lead to intoxication...

Eventually, the night began to turn into a blur though and his mind went fuzzy... All he remembered was an incredibly attractive girl, though he couldn't remember who, and now he was waking up in a strange bed that certainly wasn't his own... Her perfume on the sheets, the smell of her hair on the pillows. He slowly rubbed at his eyes and rolled over onto his back to try and force himself to remember...

Was she the bartender, his girlfriend, some random stranger in the bar? Hell, his sister went with him... It might've been her, who knows...

17) Figuring Out Your Secret

We were really close friends in high school, all throughout university too. We shared everything, pretty much all of our secrets, passwords, video games, everything. Even shared our beds sometimes, when we stayed supef late at each others houses and it was too late to go home.

One day, you were probably busy in class or still asleep, I sent you a few texts.

'Hey, I think you might have my text book in your locker. I'm gonna go grab it! :)' I sent and did exactly that, rummaging through your locker to find my book. Which I did... Only I found something else too...

It looked like just a simple necklace. A cylinder shaped pendant with a little knob at the end. I frowned as I picked it up and inspected it. Definitely wasn't a normal necklace. It almost looked like a vial of some sort, so I twisted the top to try and open it. See, normally I wouldn't prod into other people's things, but this really intrigued me, I had to know. I twisted it just enough and the thing began to vibrate in my hands. It have me quite the shock and I almost dropped it, but saved myself. "Holy fuck..." I mumble, quickly turning it off and shaking my head.

The next text I send you, is a picture of the little necklace in my hand. 'I think we need to talk...' I send along with it. It was obvious that I had figured what it really was. A vibrator, a discreet sex toy...



Source by charulz37
Mens Hair Styles 2015

Needing some advice on how to style my hair like this. (Album inside)

http://imgur.com/a/At1YZ

I tried to do it by:

  1. Drying my hair (towel) a bit after a shower.

  2. Blowdrying it upwards into the style.

  3. Applied gel and continued blowdrying in the style I wanted.

  4. Round brushed it slightly to the left upwards, then brought it naturally to the right.

I think I got close, but I know it needs work. Advice?

I'm going to try to shower tonight and blow dry it after in the style I want then styling in the morning to see if that works better.



Source by GiveMeMyCakeDay
Mens Hair Styles 2015

This may not be the place for it - but I would love help with finding pieces for themed dress up days at my job! via /r/FrugalFemaleFashion

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Me [25 F] with my boss[40' M], not being treated the same as my male coworkers

TLDR at bottom of post

I'm dealing with a new-ish boss at work and I'm unsure at this point if he is just really bad at his job or is discriminating against me because I am a female in a male-dominated industry.

I've been at my job as a Software Support Engineer for almost 2 years. For the last year and a half, I've been head over heels in love with my job. I work closely with end-users to solve their issues or teach them how to use my company's very specialized software. The company was a small startup when I began, and has ballooned after the past two years, tripling in size. With our growth came some changes, and it's been different, but not terribly bad....until my manager was replaced with my current boss. My previous manager certainly had different managerial styles than the new one, but at this point it feels like things might be beyond that.

I will mention details such as age, gender, and location as I am not sure whether they are important or not.

My new manager (Batman...40's male) replaced my old manager (60's female) several months ago. Since then, he has relegated me (20's female) to doing only administrative work. I am not allowed to do any technical or "complicated" work, and have to give those to my teammates, all of whom are male (except one, who is female and also only allowed to do 'easy' or admin work). While I'm good at things like excel and SQL and did them on occasion to help out my old manager, Batman has decided this is my full time duty, despite the fact that I carry the same title as all the other male members of my team and have worked here longer than most of them.

This dramatic shift in my workplace environment has had a major affect on my personal life. I'm not proud of it, but I've picked up smoking and drinking to ease my nerves, and am gaining weight and losing hair from the stress. Because I recognize this, I am actively looking for another job. Since I work for a software manufacturer and our product is very specialized, it would make sense to go into another job that utilized the software I support right now. Since I've been forced into this admin work for so long, I'll need to get reacquainted with our program. Problem is, Batman won't let me. When I proposed that I set aside two afternoons a week to allow me to do technical work, he said if I want to do that, I can do it at home, and that I have a responsibility to do his administrative tasks. In a meeting, I asked him how I could then 'advance' to being allowed to do technical work again. He said he would need to get the Office President's approval, and then I would need to go through training (to be allowed to do the job I was hired for and was doing well at before he started). When I explained to him that he's essentially demoted me (by restricting me from technical work) and that it might seem odd to an outsider that only the females on the team are restricted from doing the jobs they were hired for, he just kept saying "This isn't about gender. This is how your old manager did it. Blame her for sexism."

So here's my dilemma. My job duties have changed though my title has not. I believe this is due to my gender. I am not sure how I can change all this so I can go back to enjoying my job, or at least doing what I was hired to do.

Notes I feel are important:

1) I have only one other female coworker, she is in a Eurasian office (not my or Batman's local office) and is content with what she is doing. She emigrated to that country specifically for this job, only had admin experience and has, since her hiring, only done admin work. I'm not sure what her job title is, but she is quite happy doing the admin stuff and seems intimidated by the technical work I long to get back to.

2) I received an unscheduled raise of over 5% prior to my one year anniversary, and the month before Batman started, I received a bonus based on being the highest rated person in my department (performance review from my previous manager).

3) I have recently at times struggled with handling these new duties, as they were not something I've been trained in and have had no experience doing. During our meeting, Batman brought this up as a 'roadblock' to me getting approval to get back to my previous technical duties. (I explained it to him like this "I have essentially been demoted from my position, to a position I never applied for and was never trained for. I am now being judged based on my performance in this new position in order to get back to the job I was actually hired for and doing successfully before you got here."

4) Batman is constantly threatening my job security here, to the point of my coworkers pulling him aside and telling him to knock it off. He uses phrases like "I expect more from you", or "I'm very disappointed in you". I've talked to my (male) coworkers and he does not use this wording with them. I feel like he tries to talk to me like he's my father, which is not appreciated, but could also just be my interpretation.

5) I would typically go to HR about this, however, we do not have an HR manager in our local office. We have someone who handles the paychecks and benefits but our real HR (hiring, promotions, etc) is located in our Eurasian office.

6) After I came back from my ad-hoc maternity leave this winter (I was off all of 4 days before returning to the office since we were not big enough for FMLA at that time), I was allowed to start work an hour later than manager as to expand our office hours (and because I was much more awake then lol). To help Batman's initial transition, I offered to temporarily change back to the manager hours when Batman started. Once he transitioned in, I went back to my old hour-later schedule but that was immediately revoked by him because "he was excited to tell me something and hated waiting an hour to discuss it" [ with me]

(this was also posted on r/legaladvice, though I am here asking for help in handling this with my manager directly, if possible, as this may not be a legal thing and I'd prefer if there were some way I could just handle it diplomatically and not at risk of my job/livlihood)

TLDR; Got a new boss after 1.5 years at my specialized technical job. He changed my role within our team so I am stuck doing only admin work while the other team members (male) are allowed to still do the technical work I used to do (and was hired for). I'm not sure how I can change this situation and my attempts to discuss this with him, so far, has lead to nothing.



Source by tsukemono
Mens Hair Styles 2015

ManaPot - FREE Text-Based MMORPG

http://www.ManaPot.com

Hello everyone, I would like to invite you all to try out the text-based MMORPG that I have been working on recently. The game is fairly similar to RuneScape, in the sense that it is something pretty "basic" and easy to play. One of the best things is that it can be played from almost anywhere (as long as you have internet). Computers, phones and tablets are all capable of running the game, although it's mostly optimized for computers (Android & iOS apps coming soon). This game is the perfect game for when you aren't able to do your normal heavy-duty gaming (such as at school, work or while commuting).

  • Create and customize your unique character (gender, skin color, hair style, hair color & background image).
  • Find and create powerful armor, weapons and items as you work towards becoming one of the most powerful players in the game!
  • 19 different skills in the game, with over 125 different actions you can perform.
  • Over 350 unique and different items for you to collect on your adventures.
  • Optional subscription & "cash shop" (cosmetic items).

Anyways, I'm not going to type up a ton of crap here to wall-of-text you to death. I'll include a few screenshots below for anybody who wants to see what it is before checking out the website. Thanks for taking the time to try the game, I would love any feedback you'd like to provide. Good luck and have fun!

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It took A LOT of herb to make this game, I almost couldn't do it without it. From one GEnt to another, I hope you guys enjoy the game. I've got a few references to our favorite plant in the game already, and plan on adding a TON more soonTM. I think quite a few of you will have a fun time sitting back and getting lost in the blue buttons. ;) Good luck and have fun brothers!



Source by ManaPot
Mens Hair Styles 2015