Sunday, 29 March 2015

TIFU by buying illegal drugs on the Internet, having them shipped to my house, and almost killing my housemate


This FU happened over the weekend.


About a month ago, I went on the dark web looking for some chemicals to play with. After browsing my options, I settled on a gram of heroin.


Heroin is fucking expensive, btw.


Of course I don't give the seller my real name (that would be stupid).


So Saturday im out running around doing random shit like washing my car, buying groceries, etc.


While I'm gone, the UPS truck drops off my package, my roommate signed for it and being a nosy fucker, he opens the box.


Buried in the middle of bubble wrap is a pack of candy. Inside the candy is the heroin.


My roommate found the baggy of heroin and thinking its cocaine, he cuts out a line. I walked in the door just as he started snorting.


"Noooooo!"


The amount he did was almost double what he should've done.


Immediately, I called 911 and told them the truth, "my friend od'd."


They showed up fast, gave him a shot that made him gasp for air and took him to the hospital. They transferred him to the psych ward and then to a locked down inpatient rehab.


I just visited him today and he says he'll be out in 3 days.


And that's how I almost killed my roommate.



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