TIFU by eating an orange over a magazine

Okay, so I was being super lazy and decided to eat an orange, instead of using a kitchen tissue to eat over, because of the orange juice, I decide to eat over a magazine, it was one of those cloths/underwear magazines, anyway, I am a growing guy, 23 years old and I like to look at the underwear section (female ones) so I was eating the orange looking at the laundry parts and the juices where dripping all over the magazine, so I finished my orange, and my hands were super sticky, so went to the bathroom to clean up. A few hours later, my sister decided to look in the magazine, but all the pages where stuck together so it looked like I masturbated in to it, It was a super awkward dinner :(

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