Tuesday, 31 March 2015

TIFU by editing my teachers Google Slides instructions.


This didn't happen today; rather, it happened last week. So, I have this teacher, We'll call him Mr. V. Mr. V. is around 50-60, and isn't necessarily the most tech-savvy person at our school. So, he sends us a Slides presentation containing the instructions to an assignment. Our class is by far his least favorite and worst class. Kids show up like 10 minutes early, constantly talking, etc, etc. So, someone in the class finds out that the document is editable and tells the teacher. Rather than fixing it, he announces to the entire class it is editable and to not edit it, as well as sending another one we can't edit. Things were okay, until I got an idea after finishing my work for the day. I go to the third page, delete all the others, and put a large picture of a hamburger on the page. A kid says "What's going on with the document?" and everyone goes to look at the magic that is editing. I google "raise your dongers" as it's the first thing that comes to mind that I can spam that isn't overly vulgar and won't get me suspended, go to the cached version of the KYM article and copy it. I go into the document to see the others experimenting with editing. They're harmlessly typing stuff like "hello" and having basic conversations. I, then, copy/paste a bunch of dongers into the document. I continue holding down ctrl+v, and dongers fill the screen. Kids start saying "Who's doing that?" and "Stop it." and blabity-blabity-blah. They try to stop it by holding backspace. The dongers are too much, they overwhelm the tiny amount of inputs. A poor girl who was even less tech savvy was horrified, believing she had done it and had given us all viruses. She raises her hand and the teacher walks over. "What's wrong?" he asks. She points to the screen. "Who's doing that?" he asks. All the kids in the class point at me. He looks at me, and says "Is this true?" I say yes. I am no longer able to use the laptops in that class.


TL;DR: Dongers were raised, computers taken away.



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