Tuesday, 31 March 2015

TIFU by getting pink eye


So me and my girlfriend were on a date and decided to have extended time. We go to my place, pop a couple drinks and get drunk. At this point,we're already having sex and I like to try new things with my girlfriend. So I decided to eat her ass after eating her pussy out. After I was done. This is where the FU part, to her, she thought it was funny to fart in my face. At this point, I didn't care and I thought it was funny. In the morning however, I had a lot of crust in my eye and it was red, meaning it was pink eye. TLDR: Eats ass, gets pink eye. Fuck u Ismael.



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