Go ahead let it all out. My mom can't cook because you (the shitty commenters) fucked her good. I know you fucked her, do I care not really. Why? I am filled with hate and spite on how my nap ended.
I got home really tired, like dead tired, I was awake all night yesterday. Browsing reddit and doing some work. At around 8 am I had to prepare a shit of stuff around the house because her parents are staying over for three days. Kendra (girlfriend's name I just came up in three seconds) decided she wants to go buy flowers and shit while I clean. By time she got home, she had met my mom whom also decided to come help for some shit reason, probably love but I doubt it.
I finished cleaning at around 1pm. Ran to the bed in my room and just collapsed.
At around this time the parents arrived setting the stuff in there guest room and mother-in-law (bitch #1), probably had the brilliant idea to make some food. Mom (bitch #2) and Kendra (nice bitch #3) also joined apparently.
So. I fucking woke up to fire alarms and tons of smoke coming into the room. At this point I was worried they burned my apartment down. I looked out the window saw people outside looking at the smoke. I immediately grabbed my laptop, phone, wallet, and fire proof case and ran to the living. When I looked at all three of them they were just laughing at the burned food on the skillet (was around 6pm by now). I immediately threw them out of the house, gave them my car keys so I don't have to look at for the next hour while I, I, I cook a nice meal.
So, yeah. The females in my house can't cook for shit.
TL;DR: BURN THE WITCHY CUNTS.
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