TIFU by holding a jealous cat (Possibly slightly NSFW-ish?)

My mother recently added a new sweetheart of a cat to her household. When I go over he looks forward to extra love and attention.

This doesn't jive well with the sweetheart of a cat she already has. He won't start a fight but he won't go near you if you're near the new cat.

Mom has been feeling bad for a couple of days so she asked me to walk over and take one of the dogs for a walk. No big deal.

Before walking the dog I pet and rub the new cat a bit. The dog gets walked, she's happy, and all is well.

I take her back in and I give the cat some more attention. I make some small talk with Mom and then go to leave. That's when I feel him.

The old kitty is trying to climb my leg. I look down, and I fuck up.

I made eye contact.

I know he wants me to pick him up, so I do. And he's purring and looking pleased as I rub his back. And he feels so....warm. Too warm.

I pull him away. He fucking peed on me. He's still purring smugly. He won't even look at me. He's staring at the new cat and not even blinking.

Now my shirt is in the was with a load of pet odor remover at the ready and I feel kinda used. And in need of a shower.

TL;DR: A cat asserted dominance over me and his competition. My shirt will probably have to be burned.

Bonus: Originally thought of the titles "TIFU by petting a pussy" but after my last TIFU I think I can hold back a bit of clickbait.

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