TIFU by leaving my blinds open

As per usual this happened about a month ago.

Me and my gf had just gotten home to a rare empty house, and what do any young couple do at the off chance of being alone? Sex.

So we start with our sexy time under the coverd in bed forgetting that the blinds are up leaving my window open to the world (or in this case my neighbours, luckily I live in quite a small culdesac and none of my neighbours can really see my bed through my window ). So weve been going for about 5 minutes with the covers on and im starting to overheat so decide to move onto another position, I throw the duvet on the floor and just as we get onto doggy style I hear a squeegee kind of noise at the window, at this point the covers are on the floor and theres just the two of us merged on the bed, so I look round to the window and make eye contact with a bewilderd window cleaner! We quickly grab the duvet and somehow manage to make it look like no ones in the bed praying he hasn't seen us, Awkwardly looking up every 5 seconds to see if he was still there. Once he'd gone I quickly got up closed the blinds and we finished our business. The worst bit about the whole ordeal was having to pay him once he'd finished the windows... 'yes here take some money for watching free porn, you're welcome'

TLDR: left blinds open, awkwardly made eye contact with window cleaner whilst fucking my girlfriend.

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