So this fuck up happened just a few hours ago. I just got back from bringing my pup to the park and doing some laundry, im enjoying the song that just came on so i just stay in the car while its parked and leave the window rolled down for my dog about halfway so he can do his thing. Now my dog is a lab/whippet mix and while i have him trained well inside; however outside hes a nightmare if he sees any squirrels or other fast moving small mammals. Being part whippet he can run extremely fast hes pretty much the Usain Bolt of dogs. So im just about to get up and go and he just jumps out the window after a squirrel. Thank the universe were in a park with lots of things to distract him from running in to the road so now its just a matter of outsmarting him lol. He runs up a hill with a lot of bushes and trees on it i see this as a perfect opportunity to trap him, i bolt dead ahead and try to cut him off making a turn, he just beats me and gets open field. One tree sits in the field and is comming up so i decide fuck it im going to cut a wide angle and tackle the shit out of him when he cuts the corner on the other side. Just as im about to full on tackle him he just stops and comes to me LOL it probably dosent sound that funny but i was so ready to take him out it gave me a good laugh and a sigh of relief. not the most exciting fuck up but hey at least its not about how i was fingering my gf and she left her tampon in for a week or some shit.
edit: sorry in advance for poor sentence structure and bad punctuation
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