Not sure if the above link worked, but
TL:DR - thought roommate was dropping hints for me to eat her out, she wasn't. Awkwardness ensued.
So roommate stayed with her sister last night and got home around 2 today. I basically sat in my room the entire night and morning and when I finally heard her come into the apartment, I waited and waited and she finally came out of her room and sat in the living room.
I came out of my room and the following exchange took place (not verbatim)
*"Hi roomie. about the incident the other night, I am so sorry and hate the fact that I may have actually taken advantage of you and our situation by mis-reading what I thought were hints for me"
*"Ottawaladylumps, sit down. We need to have a serious conversation about what you are doing and what you did. You don't have to apologize for anything because none of that actually happened"
*"roomie, what do you mean"
*"ottawaladylumps, you are making up TIFU stories and other posts. You are a grown adult man living in ottawa with three kids who stays at home and wants to make the front page of reddit so badly that you made an alt account that was a female version of you because you thought that would actually help you get to front page. Yesterday's post was on its way, until the moderators took it down. That was your chance. You fucked it up."
*MFW - :(
TL:DR - man making up stories from women's perspective for that sweet sweet karma.
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