So i posted a story a few days ago but it was removed due to violation of rule 3 (Bodily discharge not allowed during weedays).
Its the weekend so just wanted to give you an update but first, read the story below.
Ok this is gonna be a long story. Im 27 now and i met my wife in college 4 years ago. We lived together during college. I was a virgin at this point and she didn't want to have sex till marriage. She had this thing with clicking ads on websites and always fell to click bait. So me being a horny college student, I came up with a plan. I wrote is Jscript to change ads and click bait to a predefined image and once clicked would open an HTML document saved on the computer. The script wouldn't change every ad just a few ads. The html page was of a blog post titled "What to do when your boyfriend is mad". The ad was a picture of a depressed looking lady with the words, "Boyfriend mad?, Find the best ways to have him love you again!" (or something like that). The Page was a huge blog post i wrote up about things to do in a numbered list. Number 1 on the list was give your boyfriend a blow job. The paragraph i wrote was basically guaranteeing he would "love you again". I was horny mofo that was really desperate. I didn't even know if this would work. Now it was just a matter of finding something to be mad about. I loaded up the scripted program into her start up and left it there. It worked. I got my soul sucked out of my penis about a week later. Best blow job I ever received. Fast forward to this morning. Were happily married now and she teaches a class on poetry writing and had a presentation with her peers at a national conference. She spent last night preparing a power-point presentation and asked me to put it on a thumb drive for her this morning. I opened my drawer and dug around for a flash drive. I plugged it in and found a folder named "SPOOF". I couldn't remember what it was so i left it and uploaded her presentation and gave it to her. She left and i wished her luck. I know remember what it was Its full of the script files as well as the Images for the ads and the blog post. I freaking the fuck out cause if she opens the file she might connect the dots. Shell be back in 6 hours and my balls are in my stomach rn if reddit doesn't hear from me in 12 hours I am dead.
EDIT: Holy shit this blew up. four-ish hours till shes back, I am still alive but im still nervous as hell. Lemme clear up a few things: 1) Im already on thin ice (No details) 2) I didnt check the files cause she was in a hurry and i just wanted her to leave so i could jack off and get drunk 3) to the few who dont believe me, I was a kid in college who was super horny and a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do I might text her soon maybe....
Edit 2: Ok cool i get it ima scumbag for doing stupid shit in College I get it. Also im not really afraid of her seeing the code she probably wont even be able to. Its the website and photos i put together that might trigger it in her brain.
Edit 3: She clicked links and shit in college. Shes learned her lesson after having her identity stolen by some dude in India.
Ok so after the post was removed i got These texts.
Basically she came home i deleted the files still sweating like Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah.
Then we banged
EDIT: Heres the original post if you want to read the comments or something
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