So a little background will make this more clear. My best friend sends me a Snapchat of him drunkenly throwing up last night with the caption "that last double was a bad idea." We have this game where we send each other the nastiest most disgusting debauchery we can find or produce. So him sending me a throw up Snapchat deserved some nice retaliation. Move forward to today. I'm talking to the girl of my dreams on Snapchat, she's sending me pics and texts and I'm replying to her on Snapchat as well. Well all of a sudden I gotta take a shit so I go in my bathroom. I'm thinking "perfect timing for retaliation." I proceed with the releasing of my bowels. I then take a picture of it on Snapchat with the caption "thanks for last night" (this being an unfortunate caption because we hooked up for the first time after the bars last night). Due to the fact the last person I contacted on Snapchat was the female, the app decided for me I was sending it to her and only her. She's checked it but has not responded to the original message nor my other attempts to tell her it was a mistake. Fuck my life.
Edit: done on mobile so spelling* I will also post any updates on responses from her, or lack there of.
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