Well, this happened a little while ago. My old middle school has an annual festival, and it was today. So I attended, and caught up with some of my friends there. So we play one of the games, and I win a little plastic gun. So I was sitting down with one of my friends at our little camp, and I was shooting the gun at him. Well, I happened to miss one of the shots, and the bullet flew over his head and hit an older lady that was bending down right behind him in the ass. Well, she exclaimed "what the fuck!!?" And me, scared shitless, got up and casually walked away, abandoning my friend. So, her hubby or whatever the hell he was, points me out, and begins speed walking towards me. He's all ripped and stuff, so I think he's gonna gouge out my eyes or something. Well, this is my old stomping ground, so I know all the nooks and crannies. After I turn a specific corner, and lodge myself into a little space between the wall. I had a water bottle in my hand by the way. So beefcake comes over and taps my shoulder, I wasn't as slick as I thought. Now listen, I'm a genius. I slowly pour out water, as if I'm pissing. So my response is "um.. Let me finish first, bro". He left me alone after that. As he was walking away, I let out a big "ahhhh" as if I'd been imprisoning my urine in my body for millennia. I never got the little plastic bullet I shot at that lady's ass, though. Probably got lodged in or something. I didn't go back to my camp until they left. They left rather quick, however. Hell yeah.
Tl;Dr: Shot the booty, success piss
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