So I was running down Comm Ave, saw this beautiful woman with her kid walking across the street, then here comes this Hyundai Sonata, white, and it’s clearly about to hit the kid. I run out and grab the kid before the car does, but my phone falls out of my pocket and is smashed in the process. Mother is so grateful and offers to pay for the phone, but I say nah, a life is worth more than a phone.
What actually happened was…I was taking a shit and it fell off the toilet paper holder. ><
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