YIFU Last night, my housemate (I'll call him Damien, he hates that name) and I hung out with this really cute girl Nicole from work. We drank in our living room, played hangman (Thanks Reddit!) and Super Mario. A bottle of Jameson later, Nicole went to the bathroom. Not too long after, Damien also left to his room, near the bathroom. At that moment, I could already tell where the night was going. Damien and Nicole had been flirting for a week previously so it was only natural to assume the outcome. On top of that, our dog followed suit and left to his room assuming it was bedtime, all leaving me without a word. Minutes later Damien came back and asked if he could borrow a condom. I let him have one from my room but immediately began to feel lonely.
I took to the rest of the Jameson in the living room, played some guitar, howled some songs, and tossed the bottle into the street to distract myself from the going ons in his room down the hall. The loneliness only multiplied every minute. I decidedly took a long shower to relax. About twenty minutes in, my housemate knocks on the bathroom door and asks if I'm okay. I say I am and the door closes. They were done. I don't remember what made me do it but I didn't care anymore. I needed that bullshit closure. I left the shower with my nuts in hand and confronted my housemate. Not gonna lie, I made an ass of myself (at one point using a Gamecube to attempt to cover my junk) yelling accusations and obscenities. Nicole being the voice of reason stopped tensions from rising and calmed us down.
Today during my hangover prevention breakfast, Nicole told me that she wanted to have a threeway but I'd been too preoccupied with my drunk shower and that my naked confrontation had been really hot, but I was being too much of a drunk jackass for anything to become of it.
TL:DR: Turned down for nothing and got drunk, raised hell, missed an opportunity to be in a threeway.
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