Hey Reddit, I'm an 18-year-old male. This just happened like 1 hour ago.
Me being a thirsty college student I have tinder. I haven't had any big successes with it, but I got a couple of dates from it. Well anyway I’ve been messaging this girl for a while on it, and surprisingly she is the one that wants to hang out and suggest we go canoeing today. I'm personally not a big fan of the whole canoeing, however, this girl is pretty cute (in her profile) and I’d be a fool not to give it a chance.
Like every online meet up I was scared she wouldn't be representative of her photos. Nope, she's even more beautiful then I first expected. She also has the personality to boot. Anyway she gets the rentals and we bring out the canoes on Lake Washington. I'm not that worried since I’ve been canoeing before and it wasn't that hard, so I didn't really wear proper water attire. I’m just wearing sweats, a thick hoodie, and a nice pair of sneakers. So we set out about half a mile out and we're just chilling, we toss some questions back and fourth, and we’re just enjoying the sun in general.
This is where I fucked up. I pop the question what her ethnicity is and explain how I’m half Asian. When she's answering my question and a motorboat just passed by so there's some waves. I get the bright idea to readjust my seat to compensate and all of sudden water starts to fill on the left side and I flip. Everything goes in slow motion and looked at the shock of horror on my date's face. My body went into frenzy while mind didn't register what was happening in till the freezing water soaked through my clothes. I'm freaking out because my clothes are soaked,I feel it weighing me down, and we're pretty far out. After panicking for a while a rescue boat is within a short distance and he helps me in while he towed the canoes. He mentions how I’m the only canoer he has helped in his whole time working there.
TL;DR Was thirsty on tinder and received enough water to quench it for a lifetime.
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