Alright you assholes here it goes... this grand ole story will end up online within the next few hours anyways so I might as well steal all the internet points I can seeing as it's my screw up.
Okay so today we had a Saturday study session, and that's where this whole ordeal begins... Saturday morning at 5:45. This already shitty day is gonna get worse. So I'm not a morning person at all and I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep so at about 6 I leave my house and I go down to the local Wal-Mart, and I buy a 2 Lt. bottle of Mt. Dew.
So the whole day I'm drinking this thing, little by little until finally we leave at about 1PM. I being a major idiot realize I have about a quarter of the bottle left. So what does this world class fuck up do? He chugs it before getting on the bus. You all know where this is going. Toss the bottle and get on the bus. We hit EVERY FUCKING BUMP and when everyone found out I had to go they certainly didn't make it better, seriously fuck you Lane. By about halfway home I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it, so I convince the teacher to have the driver pull over... in the middle of the desert, there was one bush, which had the rotting carcass of a coyote behind it. Now imagine me trying to be discrete about it, an 18 year old standing behind a bush trying to avoid vomiting all over because of the horrible smell and sight of that carcass. All this within 20 feet of a FUCKING HIGHWAY.
I get on the bus the bus is divided into 2 camps those who are furious at me for delaying them (It's prom night) and those who thought this was the funniest fucking thing ever, once again fuck you Lane. On top of that it had just rained (A strange occurrence in the desert) so my shoes were caked in mud. So I tracked that all over the place and the teacher called the other teachers that weren't on the bus and told them the story. So now I will never live this story down.
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