OK, so before I write this I will say that this didn't happen today, it was in fact years ago but it's a FU that I think TIFU readers might appreciate!
So, I'm 17 and I've been with my first proper girlfriend (16, I'm no longer with her, lets call her Emma) for around a month now. We started getting touchy feely but never went the distance, on this day though, we decided to try it!
My single bed was squeaky as fuck on a good day, so to make as little noise as possible Emma was lying on the floor. After some uncomfortable foreplay I fumble around trying to find the right spot, after an eternity I find it and can feel myself going in... As it's her first time too it's quite tight, but I had done my research! Apparently there a bone (or something?) that will break (sounds worse than it is) the first time! I feel a small click and know I'm in!!
I wasn't in very far though, in my excitement I thrust pretty hard and felt a horrible stinging sensation! I pull out immediately holding on to my member which is stinging even more now! I move my hands away to see blood! I split my "banjo" and god did it hurt! The moment was ruined, I was butt naked and as pale as a ghost, holding on to my now limp penis... she looked even more shocked than I felt!
Peeing hurt, and any action for 2 weeks was a no go! Thankfully when I felt brave enough we tried again, this time successful! Lesson learned: Don't run before you can walk! Or don't hump before your all the way in!
TL:DR - Got too excited during my first time, pushed too hard, too early and snapped my banjo :(
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