So today me, my friend, and his brother drove up north to go drop his brother off for tree planting for the spring/summer. On our way back we stopped off at a small town to grab a BJ (Booster Juice, we saw one on our way up). So we walked in and my buddy nudges me and points out the incredibly attractive cashier working there. I joked with my friend saying I should totally go over there and hit on her. He said "yeah right, no way you've got the balls to pull that off". Me, having just broke up with my girlfriend and in a small town were no one knows me, decided not to give a shit today. Here's where my FU began.
Just to give some background on me, I'm a tall, lanky, white guy who isn't the best with first impressions. So before I go up to her I looked at the menu, trying to come up with something I can make a joke out of and I landed on the very berry smoothie. I went up to her and before she could say anything I said "So I hear the blacker the berry, the sweeter the fruit" (she has darker skin, so I thought this would be funny and was a good call). She gives me this weird look and says "Are you making a black joke?". I panicked and managed to stutter out, "I didn't even know you were black". She said, "Just because I'm half-black doesn't mean I'm not black". So my now my friend is dying of laughter behind me and I'm trying to back peddle, and it eventually just ends up with me leaving without a drink and feeling like a piece of shit.
TLDR; went in to get a BJ, ended up a racist, and left with less confidence than ever.
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