TIFU by wearing perfume (nsfw)

Throwaway because I have a family member who most likely stalks my Reddit account and if she saw this she'd flip shit.

I debated whether this was funny enough to post here or not and while it's not as huge or hilarious of a fuck up as jacking off to a video of your mom while your family is hiking I thought I'd share.

Yesterday I was home alone because my mother is on a trip and my younger sister was staying with my uncle, so I had the whole place to myself for most of the day with no chance of someone coming home. I had made plans with my boyfriend to go see a movie together with a friend and hang out and he was supposed to come pick me up. We both live with our families so we don't get very many chances to do anything sexual without worrying about someone peaking their head in the door or coming home in the middle of it.

As I was getting ready and trying on various outfits trying to decide on something to wear (I'm very picky about my appearance) I decided that since my mom wasn't home I would look in her bathroom and see if she had any perfumes that might give me a little extra allure. Unfortunately she had taken most of her nice ones with her and there was just one bottle in her cabinet, I sniffed the cap and it still smelled nice so I spritzed my hair and neck and rubbed some on my wrists and put it back in the cabinet.

Shortly after, boyfriend came knocking on the door. I let him in and locked the door in case anyone did come home so we'd have time to put clothes on before letting them in.

We go to my bedroom, we're laying on my bed getting into it, taking shirts off and making out, and just as he unhooks my bra he stops kissing me and makes a face similar to one you might make if you just saw your grandma naked.

bf: "Are you wearing perfume?" me: "Uh, yeah. Why?" bf: "You smell just like my Grandma" me: "Uhh" bf:"This is the exact perfume my Nana wears nanasperfume oh my God"

At this point I just start giggling and then try to continue kissing him but he stops me and says "No I can't do it I CAN'T BANG MY NANA"

I just start laughing harder because he has a half naked girl sitting on top of him and he's thinking about his Grandma. He refuses to get back into it or even kiss me for a bit and just sits there staring at the ceiling with that mentally scarred look on his face while I attempt to kiss his neck to get him back in the mood.

Eventually sexy times continue and later that night he tells me he just had to stop breathing through his nose so he wouldn't smell his Nana while fucking me.

Tldr; I need a new kind of perfume

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