Don't eat the orange hamburger. (It will make you sick.)

My computer crashed today
Suddenly, I am off the grid
Suddenly, I am alone
Suddenly, I am no longer connected to you

It is quiet here
The computer is now nothing more
Than a relic of my past
Well, my past few hours

There are many cars outside
But no one is here to drive them
Except for me, of course
I think I will go to Wal-Mart

And I will steal a tube of hamburger
And maybe some potted meat
And mix it all together
And throw it at people in the parking lot

And who knows?
Maybe a piece of raw meat
Will land in the hair
Or on the face
Or on the shoes
Of a young and beautiful vegetarian

And she will be mad at first
But my witty remarks will make her smile
And I'll clean the bloody meat from her face
Or hair or shoes
With my tongue

And we will date for a few months
And she will get all clingy
And that's not really my style
And I will break up with her

But she will tell me she is pregnant
And I will kind of freak out
And I will convince myself I still love her
But I will know that is bullshit
But I will ignore the fact that I know it is bullshit

A few more months will go by
And, slowly, the novelty of her pregnancy will wear thin
And I will remember something she had said
Around the first day we met
She will have said, "If any meat even touched my lips...
I would kill myself"

So I would go to Wal-Mart
And purchase some raw hamburger
I would not steal it this time because of my new found maturity
And I would take it home

And she would be sitting on the couch
And I would spring on top of her
And I would force the meat on, and passed, her lips
And when I was done I will have said
"Well, it looks like you have to kill yourself"

But she would not kill herself
She would just be really angry
She would also be a liar

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