Me and my sister have been having a prank war since we were kids, we pretty much try to humiliate and embarrass each other much to my mothers dismay. I'm now 18 and she is 23 and the prank war is still very much going strong.
So anyway, I thought, as she's staying at the family home for Easter break, that I would do a series of pranks, starting off small and leading up to something amazing.
My first idea was putting sellotape completely across her door frame so when she got up and walked out for her usual half-asleep morning wee, she'd be stuck and completely confused.
Anyway, I woke up really early, about 8 am and started sellotaping the doorway as quietly as I could. We'd run out of the usual thin sellotape, so i had to use this duct tape resembling one instead. (Big mistake) My sister is a pretty heavy sleeper and snores like a lawn mower so I didn't really have to worry much. 10 minutes later and the doorway is completely covered in strips of sellotape, its basically a giant, sticky sellotape spiderweb. After doing a pretty awesome job, I retreat to my bedroom and wait for her to get up.
About 40 minutes later I hear the loudest scream I have ever heard in my life, it made me jump so much that I spilt my damn chocolate shreddies and milk all over myself. I walk out of the room and my sister is full on stuck in the sellotape web of doom. Her hair is completed entwined in this bloody stuff and she's screaming her ass off. The more she tries to pull away, the more hair sticks to the tape. I completely forgot that this was the extra strong stick crap that my dad uses for DIY stuff around the house. She's crying and calling me every curse word you could think of. I panic and try to make things better by starting to rip the sellotape from the door frame. Well now my sister is screaming even more and in my hand in a piece of sellotape with a massive clump of my sister's hair of it and a large piece of wallpaper from the newly decorated wall. Of course all the drama attracts my mother who sees the wall and has a mental breakdown.
Basically, 30 minutes later, my sister's hair is barely no more, it is damaged and split to shit. Multiple clumps have been lost due to my dad having to yank the tape from the door frame and my sisters head. Due to it somehow getting so stuck that parts had to be cut out, she was really, really pissed off. (She'd been growing it out to be a bestfriend's maid of honour in May and now she's had to cut it back to shoulder length) My mum is acting like I just burnt the house down after ripping the wallpaper. All my dad can do is laugh and make it all worse.
Tl;Dr: Tried to re-enact the selloptape over the doorway prank, used the DIY extra stick type, my sister is partially bald, as is the newly decorated wall.
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