Sunday, 3 May 2015

TIFU by unintentionally being a creep

It happened this morning, I ate a very nice breakfast and drank fresh squeezed red orange juice. After that I went to my car and drove to work. The weather was great, sun was shining, almost no clouds, no wind, perfect. In such moments I like to open my windows and listen to radio quite loud (but not asshole loud, fyi).

So, here I am, waiting on red light, listening to radio and enjoying my day. The song was Hot Chocolate - Sexy thing. I was a little day-dreaming, thinking about something.

Then I realized, I'm licking my lips, very slowly, because I still felt that great juice I drank, and I could still taste it a little around my mouth.

Here comes the bad part. I did it for around 30 - 40 seconds, subconscious, looking at the same spot, which happened to be just above the head of an elder lady, who was waiting at pedestrian crossing. She was probably looking at me the whole time I licked my lips, slowly... While this song is playing.

Duuun dun dun DUN DUN duuuuuuuun.

That was just ridiculous. I didn't know what to do when it came to my mind what I'm doing, so I just smiled to her.

She smiled back. Maybe it wasn't such a fuck up after all.

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