So it started off as a normal teeth-brushing session. Evenly applied the toothpaste, brushed with the appropriate amount of force etc. Well, I live in an old house so the plumbing leaves something to be desired. The water hadn't drained from the sink basin. As I am brushing my tongue, I guess I went a little too far back or had eaten too recently. Because I puked. All in the sink, that already was having trouble draining. "Damn it," I thought. "Now I'm going to have to scoop vomit out of my sink and into my toilet." Having just vomited mid-brush, I had an interesting amalgam of acidic stomach contents and basic Scope-infused toothpaste still in my mouth. So I spit. And being that I was a little perturbed, I guess I spit with too much force and the contents of my mouth splashed back up into my eyes. So now I'm half-blindly typing this TIFU as I let the liquids drain from my sink so I can scoop out the solids.
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