TIP my wife

Posting on behalf of him.

My husband woke up early and said he was making me breakfast. I was pretty damn happy about that.

I got myself up and the kitchen smelled delightful. The eggs looked delicious and I was delighted we were even awake at a reasonable breakfast time.

He said, "Good morning honey, I'm still working on it, but I made the tea that you like!"

I LOVE tea. I drink it daily. He said, "You like it hot, right?" I said no, but that it was okay. and went in for a sip.

That's when I noticed that it smelled like bacon! Because it was fucking bacon grease!

He nearly got me, that clever bastard.

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