I have been single for a month after nearly five years in a relationship, so my game isn't quite on point yet.
Friday night I went partying with some friends, all male. We were walking through the Reeperbahn in Hamburg, which, in case you don't know, is a party district with loads of red light things going on there as well. Walking next to us is a group of girls having a bachelorette party. Like they usually do, the bride has a task to fulfill and the other girls are helping her. So a pretty tall, good looking girl (I am pretty tall as well) comes up to me and asks, if I have a condom for the bride. The bride's task was to collect 4 more condoms from people on the street. I ask her what I get in return if I give them one and she replies that I get a kiss from the bride. So I answer that I have a condom, but it is used. She thinks I am joking and asks again, but I keep a straight face, repeat that the condom I have is used but I can offer it to them. We meet the rest of her group, about 12 more girls and because my joke is working really well for me right now I just decide to repeat that I can offer them a used condom. Nobody laughs, my friends walked on, not noticing me talking to the girls, I'm just standing there noticing that they think I am serious and decide against telling them I am joking, for whatever reason. So I just walk on. A minuge later I become aware of the fact, that the girl talking to me was pretty cute and seemed to want to talk to me and now thinks I walk around town with a used condom in my pocket.
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