OK here's how it happened. Today is her only day off in like a month, and our friend moved into a new house today. So were driving there, and I asked her if I had told her how much I loved her today. So I'm going through a bunch of cheesy one liners like I love you like a fat kid loves cake and random things about her I liked and I started singing pussy money weed to her and I fumbled around and forgot how the verse started and I said "damn it, how does that start? Fuck, I've sang this to every girl I've dated ever" and I knew I fucked up right then and ass kissing commenced.
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